I ask this, because a CT I usually argue with, usually shows a great eloquence and no matter how I say, I can´t come up with posts as elaborated.
Its easy, if your goal is just to say " Look i can do it to." ( in order to shut said person up. Not taking a jab at you, as i tend to do this too.) , here is a short course.
Lets take the following sentance
" An axe is a good weapon to use in regards to killing a zombie."
Pretty good, short concise , gets all the information out there. But lets expand it just a bit. First start with some meaningless blather that is eloquently worded to pad the start. This is obviously an opinion, so lets go with that.
( To condense, rule #1 never stick to just the point.)
" It is my personal opinion, based on all available research, that an axe is a good weapon to use in regards to killing a zombie. "
Now it is getting a bit better, but what could we do to beef it up a bit? Well, we talked about research didn't we? Lets just list all kinds of types of research.
( To condense, rule #2, repeat yourself without really repeating yourself.)
"It is my personal opinion based on research conducted online, via literature, and using available similar scenarios, that an axe is a good weapon to use in regards to killing a zombie."
A little heftier, sounds a bit more poncy, so we are doing good. But Axe, it seems a little short doesn't it? Well that isn't a problem, there are many different types of axes.
( Rule #3 minutia are your friend.)
"It is my personal opinion based on research conducted online, via literature and using available similar scenarios, than any axe , from your wood cutting axes, such as felling axes, splitting axes, and adzes, to your axes designed for combat such as , shepard's axes, ono, or hurlbats are good weapons to use in regards to killing a zombie."
Now you could even pad this further by making use of the three already learned rules, ( of course i am not telling you all the tricks of the trade. I spent a good amount of money on my improv courses, lol.).
Eloquence is a skill, not a sign of skill. Your ct nemesis is doing nothing more than what i just did.