Iran puts sanctions on the world

[BobK]

I wonder about the attractiveness of those virgins. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you know. Maybe there's a good reason they're still virgins.

 

[Vagabond]

She does have some really nice feet.

 

[UserGoogol]

Yes, quite cute feet.

 

[webfusion]

ed, that was great.

I am sure, however, that the publication of such a satirical image would cause rioting, embassy burning, and general mayhem throughout the world, so it's just as well you linked to it here and didn't use the vBulletin code to bring the image online to JREF... those breasts are potentially insulting to an entire religion, dontcha know!

 

[Bob Klase]

I wonder about the attractiveness of those virgins. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you know. Maybe there's a good reason they're still virgins.

I heard a couple years ago that, much like the virgin Mary, there's some dispute about whether "virgins" is the correct translation of the original script.

http://www.angelfire.com/folk/patriotscorner/72Virginians.html

 

[Bob Klase]

One maybe, but he'd never do two. There is a line that he will not cross because it would be too wierd.

If I find that line do you think it'd qualify for the million dollar challenge?

 

[BobK]

I heard a couple years ago that, much like the virgin Mary, there's some dispute about whether "virgins" is the correct translation of the original script.

http://www.angelfire.com/folk/patriotscorner/72Virginians.html

 

[Darat]

...snip...

edit...looking at this it seems obscene to me. Making women dress up like this? Yeah, JREF is right to be scared.

Making things up again Ed?

 

[Darat]

ed, that was great.

I am sure, however, that the publication of such a satirical image would cause rioting, embassy burning, and general mayhem throughout the world, so it's just as well you linked to it here and didn't use the vBulletin code to bring the image online to JREF... those breasts are potentially insulting to an entire religion, dontcha know!

I think the word that we most often use around here for made up arguments and criticism for things people haven't said or claimed or argued for is "strawman".

 

[Skeptic]

Michael Jackson still has a lot of money, and is no stranger to plastic surgery. You think he'd draw the line at adding bosoms?

Er, it's TWO breasts per ONE bosom...

 

[Skeptic]

And besides, 72 virgins is fun for a while, and then what are you left with? 72 ex-girlfriends.

For all eternity.

Some paradise.

 

[Ralph]

Dammit to hell, I was just about to order one of these snappy numbers for my wife..

(sure hope the powers that be don't get nervous over the scarcasm).

edit...looking at this it seems obscene to me. Making women dress up like this? Yeah, JREF is right to be scared.

Do they make a crotchless version of this thing?

Could be smokin HOT!!!!!

 

[TragicMonkey]

Er, it's TWO breasts per ONE bosom...

It's MICHAEL JACKSON. You think he wouldn't have four breasts installed if it crossed his mind? The man had his nose removed. He's capable of anything. If medical science made it possible, he'd have himself made into one of those Communion-style aliens.