Mr Manifesto
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Cain said:
Have you seen or heard of the different "quote generators" on the Internet? Like a post-modernist generator, or a complaint generator. I bet someone could easily create a Tony generator; then you wouldn't even have to pretend to take part in discussions. Generic rants against "authoritarians" and "tyrants" and "fascists" could be created at the click of a button. I think randomly thrown together sentences would not only improve variety but post quality as well.
Heck, you could even just create a bot, like this one I came across in a chat-room:
<deadeyesunder> !bar
<ThrashJr> So you want to know whats on the wall, huh? Ok, here it is..
<ThrashJr> =============================================================
<ThrashJr> The LAW OF NEGATIVE REVERSAL REVERSAL states that if something does -not- then the exact opposite _will_ happen, only in exactly the opposite manner
<ThrashJr> In The Garage Is Where Where I Feel Safe.
<ThrashJr> Looking for a chupacabre
<ThrashJr> In The Garage With A Gun Is Where Where I Feel Safe.
<ThrashJr> I came. I saw. I fed.
<ThrashJr> Noctem's almost 31337!!!
<ThrashJr> Thrashinc.TZO.Com .... H/P BBS & FTP!
<ThrashJr> In The Garage With A Gun And A Running Car Is Where Where I Feel Safe.
<ThrashJr> Http://ThrashInc.TZO.Com - Telnet://Thrashinc.TZO.Com - Ftp://Thrashinc.TZO.Com
<ThrashJr> To access commands type "!bar" or "ThrashJr Run"
<ThrashJr> In The Garage With A Gun, A Running Car, And A Lamer Is Where Where I Feel Safe.
<ThrashJr> La-La-La-La-Lamppost!
<ThrashJr> In The Garage With A Gun, A Running Car, A Lamer, And A Rubber Chicken Is Where I Feel Safe.
<ThrashJr> ALLEZ PETER!!
<ThrashJr> In The Garage With A Gun, A Running Car, A Lamer, A Rubber Chicken, And A Statue Of Allah Is Where I Feel Safe.
<ThrashJr> Anti-Social.Com - Another hardcore place to be!
<ThrashJr> In The Garage With A Gun, A Running Car, A Lamer, A Rubber Chicken, A Statue Of Allah And My Blow-Up Chewbacca Doll Is Where I Feel Safe.
<ThrashJr> Whatever makes your turtle puke!
<ThrashJr> http://thrashinc.home.dhs.org
<ThrashJr> F*** The Draft!
<ThrashJr> westside!
<ThrashJr> Oww, My Ass! MY ASS! ASS!
<ThrashJr> polynomial pissed here.
<ThrashJr> reality is so unreal
<ThrashJr> GOINK!
<ThrashJr> GOINK, GOINK!
<ThrashJr> Hannibal/ViolentAnalDilation was here, BIOTCH!
<ThrashJr> for a good time, call call Sarah at 810 639 2###
<ThrashJr> .... as boredom ensues ... ...
<ThrashJr> I <3 MY MOM.
<ThrashJr> YOU'RE A BITCH A
<ThrashJr> YOU'RE A BITCH D
<ThrashJr> YOU'RE A BITCH K
<ThrashJr> YOU'RE A BITCH ALPHABET
<ThrashJr> MY MOMMA LOVES TACOS
<ThrashJr> BUY A BITCH AND YOU YOU GET A DUCK
<ThrashJr> if it walks like a a duck, talks like a duck, then a duck
<ThrashJr> f*** the alphabet and the the people who invented tampons
<ThrashJr> ====D~~~(())
<ThrashJr> JMPM <3 AAU
<ThrashJr> Doj is huge
<ThrashJr> Jeremy is a cyber stud. stud.
<ThrashJr> my penis is large
<ThrashJr> for a good time call call 32341900--
<ThrashJr> Sean is peeking out of of the closet
<ThrashJr> on the wall
<ThrashJr> on the wall
<ThrashJr> on the wall
<ThrashJr> on the wall
<ThrashJr> on the wall
<ThrashJr> on the wall
<ThrashJr> on the wall
<ThrashJr> on the wall
<ThrashJr> on the wall
<ThrashJr> on the wall
<ThrashJr> on the wall
<ThrashJr> hal's a loser
<ThrashJr> Matt is gay
<ThrashJr> CLSG smokes sausages
<ThrashJr> here i sit broken hearted, hearted, i tried to poop but only farted
<ThrashJr> Thrashinc.TZO.Com - BBS & FTP!
True, it's a little above Tony's standard, but I'm sure there's some genius out there who can dumb it down to his level.
Originally posted by Double Dimwit
Since Cain has so courageously linked to other threads that nobody will bother to read in their entirety, in order to make it seem like the superiority he's feigning is actually based on something, and since those threads include my participation, if anyone bothers to read them at all, sees anything in my posts that they think is worthy of criticism, and can manage to be more specific in presenting that criticism than he tends to be, I'll be more than happy to defend myself.
Pompous and an idiot. And I've still ruined your sh!t. Ha-ha.