Infowars to Glenn Beck: Stop drinking diet Cola

[Paradox74]

http://www.infowars.com/warning-to-glenn-beck-dont-drink-diet-coke/

I just glanced over this article sent to me via email. I'm too tired to even comment on this...

 

[Sledge]

I think they're trying to kill him. He's already a big lad, if he stops the Diet Coke, maybe he'll switch to regular Coke and the massive increase in sugar intake will lead to further health problems. WHY DO INFOWARS WANT TO KILL GLENN BECK? ANSWER THE QUESTION, INFOWARS! WE'RE ON TO YOU!

 

[LTC8K6]

Yeah, are they asking him to drink a bunch of deadly hfcs...?

 

[Apology]

My doctor told me not to consume artificial sweeteners, but not for any of the reasons listed in the infowars article. Honestly, where do they get this stuff? BIOLOGICALLY ENGINEERED METHANOL MAKES YOU BLIND!!1!

The true worst-case scenario is that if you suffer from frequent heartburn, ulcers, gastritis, or GERD, artificial sweeteners will make your tummy-ache worse.

I can think of another, simpler reason why Glenn Beck might be going blind; we should check his palms for hair growth to confirm