Hahaha, right-o!
While I'm talking to myself and not listening, you might want to ponder the fact that I am not against Scottish Independence per se. I know that causes cognitive dissonance among a certain *ahem* mindset, but I've long realised that many here are mistakenly inferring from my views that I'm some sort of rabid anti-Scots Little Englander who yearns for Empire etc etc. The logic fail alone is amusing.
So I'll state my position again, to see if it gets through. If the UK parliament (which consists of representatives that I and the other citizens of the UK have elected in order to represent our democratic and constitutional interests) decides it is in the best interests of the UK to grant Scotland another independence referendum, and if the Scottish population then vote in a majority for independence, I'll be perfectly content that due process has been followed and the democratic will of ALL the people of the UK has been exercised.
At the same time, I am of the mind that Scottish independence would not be in the best interests of the UK (i.e. "rUK"). I'm also not sure that enough Scottish people are properly informed of the economic ramifications of Scottish independence, and might place their cross in the "Yes" box based on narrow nationalistic, jingoistic factors. However (I repeat), if the UK parliament sees fit to grant another Scottish independence referendum (and honour its outcome), and in that referendum the majority vote is for independence, then I won't have any problem whatsoever with Scotland becoming independent of the UK.
Can you perhaps see an interesting parallel here with the recent EU referendum? I personally didn't think a referendum should ever even have been granted to the people of the UK on EU membership: I thought (accurately, as it appears to have turned out) that a large proportion of the population would not be able to grasp the complex economic and political ramifications, and would vote from a position of incomplete information, ignorance and narrow nationalism. But our elected representatives decided on a referendum. That's how representative democracy works, by the way. And given that the EU referendum was granted and took place, and given that the majority of the UK voters voted "Leave", then I am entirely reconciled to the UK taking that course of action.
Never mind that I personally wanted the UK to remain in the EU, nor that I didn't think the UK parliament should ever even have granted a referendum on this matter in the first place. Cos, you know, that's how representative democracy works. Otherwise, for example, everyone who didn't vote Labour during a period of a Labour government and parliamentary majority, or who didn't vote Conservative during a period of Conservative government and parliamentary democracy, would have the "right" to complain that their will was not being exercised by the elected parliamentary representatives. But that ain't how it works, is it?