In an unsurprising failure for Sylvia Browne...

[zerospeaks]

I once had a psychic/palm reader tell me something nearly as revolting when I was 15. She said I'd never marry but that I'd have two children out of wedlock. (To this day, I'm unmarried and have never been married or engaged, have no children and have never even been pregnant. )

Well, we could make that come true ...

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Unfortunately, I only have the second-hand account of this event which occurred about a decade and a half ago.

She told this to a mother of a 10 year old? How horrible.

 

[Fnord]

According to a tarot and past-life regression reading I received back in 1988, I was supposed to have taken command in 2000 of a ten-kilometre long starfaring 'Needleship' that I had left in a parking orbit somewhere between Saturn and Uranus in my previous life.

But, danggit! I can't find the keys...

 

[Denver]

According to a tarot and past-life regression reading I received back in 1988, I was supposed to have taken command in 2000 of a ten-kilometre long starfaring 'Needleship' that I had left in a parking orbit somewhere between Saturn and Uranus in my previous life.

But, danggit! I can't find the keys...

They're always in the last place you look.

Have you tried looking there?

 

[TheSkepticCanuck]

According to a tarot and past-life regression reading I received back in 1988, I was supposed to have taken command in 2000 of a ten-kilometre long starfaring 'Needleship' that I had left in a parking orbit somewhere between Saturn and Uranus in my previous life.

But, danggit! I can't find the keys...

Maybe you left them in the ignition. Also, check above the visor.

 

[Skeptic]

This vile woman (Sylvia Browne, not my wife!)

Missed your chance to kill two birds with one stone...