imagine you are god

skoob said:
If God is trying to keep heaven a secret he's doing a really lousy job. Billions of people have "figured it out".

Here's some advice for you God: The next time you want to keep something secret, don't write about it in the holy litterature.
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Yeah, I agree. Silly buggers. Everyone knows about Valhalla already, so get with the program and die in battle.
 
If I was a god, of the sort envisioned by Christians, why would I feel the need to create anything? Wouldn't I be "perfect", having no needs, wants, desires?
 
Just think. If heaven were full of Jehovah's Witnesses.

Who would they piss off on Sunday afternoons?
 
skoob said:
If God is trying to keep heaven a secret he's doing a really lousy job. Billions of people have "figured it out".

Here's some advice for you God: The next time you want to keep something secret, don't write about it in the holy literature.
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Just received some information from God. Heaven is only the cover story for the facts. I cannot tell you what the facts are as that would defeat the need for people to believe in heaven.
 
woodwater said:
Imagine you are god.

Why would you keep humans ignorant about life after death?:D
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because I would understand the insatiable curiosity of the human, and after discussing it with my fellow God's and Goddesses decided it is information that needs to be learned from individual experience, everyone is different and would have a different concept of it, I would allow them the use their free will and how they use it to determine what it will be like individually
 
skoob said:
If God is trying to keep heaven a secret he's doing a really lousy job. Billions of people have "figured it out".

Here's some advice for you God: The next time you want to keep something secret, don't write about it in the holy litterature.
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You're SO right--I'll never doubt the Koran again.
 
If I were God I'd ask: "Who created me and why?" (being met with the sound of crickets I'd hasten to create a wonderful and willing harem and all kinds of harmless and nourishing junkfood and booze for myself)

Judging by the prevailing brands of gods throughout history, I'd apparently be too engrossed in my own vanity to worry about the troubles of my own creations. In fact, I'd allow my self to be so lazy that I wouldn't have bothered to create anything as annoying as, say, humanity, bugs, hurricanes or whatever anyway. Unless my creator had given me a very sadistic streak...imagine having to stoop so low as to knocking up a hapless housewife on the side and then on to kill your own son in order to get my own creations to behave as I intended when I designed them in the first place? [The 'logicke' of the True Believer (TM) defies comprehension...]
 
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