People credit God with everything from answered prayers for the lottery to tsunamis ...
Sometimes you just want to smack them, you know? It's unworthy, nothing to be proud of, but then we're not aspiring to sainthood, are we? I think it's healthy to have that kind of reaction. As long as we take a deep breath and don't follow through.
I was watching CNN a few years ago, some god-given atmospheric reminder had ripped through a clapboard community of Poor Black Christians, and there was this house standing proud (but battered and, I'm thinking, uninsured) with whole streets around it blown away. "God was thinkin' of me" said the lady of the house. WTF was he thinking about your neighbours and fellow church-goers? Was it a heavy day - one hurricane, one Poor Black Christian, can we get onto the more serious stuff? I signed off on the hurricane, Dick said we needed to do it, I signed off on the PBC, Uncle Karl said we needed to do it. Enough already.
I want
evidence of the boy's plots against me. I don't want to be told that he isn't plotting. Of course he is. They always betray you, the fruit of your loins. Read the Bible. It's all in there.
Entering full ramble and get it off my chest mode ...
This local guy died some years ago at a venerable age surrounded by family and friends. The reason I know is that it hit the local press, and the reason it did that was that he gone over the top on the First Day of the Somme and a bullet lodged in the Gideon Bible he carried in his tunic pocket above his heart. God smiled upon him. His surviving sister was quoted as saying "We always knew he was marked out by God for something special". That was it, that was the story, and there was a photo. Local newspaper fare.
He died at 96. The only special thing that ever happened that is remotely connected with this chap's life - a fine, upstanding, decent one spent in the town he was born in and returned to - was that bullet and that Gideon Bible. But the well-worn words still tripped off the sister's tongue. You just want to slap people sometimes.
All the soldiers on that day had Gideon Bibles tailored for the tunic pocket. You can depend on the Gideonites(?) to spot a market. All the soldiers had them in their left breast pockets over where they imagined their hearts to be. They also had their cigarette case in there, their shaving-kit, letters from loved-ones taped to their chests, all in the desperate hope that they could end up just
this side of the death-divide. 20,000 died. Of necessity they're not dying now and getting their names in the paper.