If I See a Man on a Plane With a Bagel

[NoZed Avenger]

Florida Professor Arrested for Having a "Suspicious" Bagel on a Plane

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-...g-aSuspicious-Bagel-on-a-Plane-112825029.html




Be vigilant. Even now, people wishing to destroy us and our way of life are plotting to end our freedom with bagels. And maybe cream cheese. And those little biscuits. You know, the cheesy ones?

 

[Puppycow]

Interesting headline. Too bad the actual story doesn't back it up.

ETA: Of course, a headline like "Man Arrested for Refusing to Stop Talking on Cell Phone and Sit Down on Plane" probably wouldn't generate many page views.

 

[NoZed Avenger]

Interesting headline. Too bad the actual story doesn't back it up.

ETA: Of course, a headline like "Man Arrested for Refusing to Stop Talking on Cell Phone and Sit Down on Plane" probably wouldn't generate many page views.

If I see a spoilsport in a thread with a debunking . . . .

 

[Crossbow]

A spokesman for the NBA released a statement that said "The only way they will get my bagel is when they pry it out of my cold, dead hands".

 

[whatthebutlersaw]

Mmm. Bagels.

 

[Beerina]

Some poppyseed would go down real nicelike right about now...