If Hillary wins...

[AdamSK]

Apparently there have been several female relatives who have done the job when the President was widowed.

Jefferson's daughter Martha Jefferson Randolph

Andrew Jackson's niece Emily Donelson and daughter-in-law Sarah

Van Buren's daughter-in-law Angelica

Tyler's daughter-in-law Priscilla, until he married Julia

Arthur's sister Mary McElroy

Cleveland's sister Rose until he married Frances

Benjamin Harrison's daughter Mary McKee

Wilson's daughter Margaret until he married Edith

Full list on Wiki:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_First_Ladies_of_the_United_States

 

[Magrat]

Trump. He's going to act like a little bitch when he loses.

Bahahhahhha I spit my drink on my kindle with this one! Well played!

 

[Magrat]

The role of First Lady will be played by a running assortment of virgin peasant girls who will be brought in nightly so that Hillary may bathe in their blood to absorb their youthful essence.

I'm kidding, of course. That's just oldfashioned superstitition. They don't have to be virgins for the blood to work.

Good luck finding a virgin in DC anyway!

 

[bytewizard]

We will have the first "First Gentleman".

Shouldn't that be "First Black Gentleman"?

 

[Allen773]

We will have the first "First Gentleman".

Will there be a First Gentleman's Club? This is Bill Clinton we're talking about...

 

[BStrong]

...who will fill the role of First Lady?

I can't see Bill picking out China patterns or hosting state dinners. But that stuff still needs done. Who will do it?

If the red state paranoid nutjobs are correct, she'll kick 'ol Bill to the curb and move Oprah and Gayle in as a three way Presidency.

 

[Solitaire]

...who will fill the role of First Lady?

I can't see Bill picking out China patterns or hosting state dinners. But that stuff still needs done. Who will do it?

As Hillary and Trump battle it out over the coming months,
they will realize that while they disagree on many issues
they have a common interest and certain fondness will develop
between them. They will breakup with their former partners
and on election day, marry, and become man and wife.

It will usher in a new era where the great political
dynasties will fall, parties will unite for the common
good, and the connected powerful moneyed interest will
no longer control our democracy and every vote truly counts.

P.S. I don’t plan to visit DC anytime soon.
P.P.S. There’s an old old old iRish song that goes, “Only the brave find hope...”
P.P.P.S. Trump would look good in a pink chiffon dress don't you think.

 

[Loss Leader]

...who will fill the role of First Lady?

I can't see Bill picking out China patterns or hosting state dinners. But that stuff still needs done. Who will do it?

Hillary Clinton actually answered this. She said Bill would be a great first gentleman, but that she would pick out the china pattern.

 

[ZirconBlue]

Why do they need to have new china? My Corelle set has survived several presidencies, so far.

 

[The Don]

Why do they need to have new china? My Corelle set has survived several presidencies, so far.

Yeah but you don't have foreign so-called dignitaries visiting all the time and pocketing the smaller items

 

[Porpoise of Life]

Hillary Clinton actually answered this. She said Bill would be a great first gentleman, but that she would pick out the china pattern.

That's sexist.
Though I guess Hillary's work as Secretary of State means she has more hands-on experience with China.
Bill's hands-on experience is of a different caliber.

 

[sunmaster14]

I'm starting to think this whole thread will be moot.

 

[foophil]

But he surely won't be picking out a China pattern?

Shouldn't it be "America patterns"? Why do you hate America?!? Trump wouldn't stand for that!

 

[Loss Leader]

That's sexist.
Though I guess Hillary's work as Secretary of State means she has more hands-on experience with China.
Bill's hands-on experience is of a different caliber.

I'm not sure how Hillary Clinton commenting on the division of responsibilities between herself and her husband could be sexist. If she said that women are better at picking china than men, that would be sexist. If anything is sexist it's the question. What she should have said was, "Screw you if you think china patterns matter when there's actual work to be done to improve our economy, foreign affairs and defense. Seriously, professional reporter, screw you."

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

Maybe this is a good time for the White House to use china that already exists instead of buying more.

 

[mgidm86]

That's sexist.
Though I guess Hillary's work as Secretary of State means she has more hands-on experience with China.
Bill's hands-on experience is of a different caliber.

I agree, Hillary is sexist towards women.

 

[ZirconBlue]

But he surely won't be picking out a China pattern?

China has already picked out their own pattern. Well, if "red" can be considered a "pattern".

 

[DavidJames]

HRC was a senator for 8 years and secretary of state for 4 years.

I agree, Hillary is sexist towards women.

And these are things Republicans are talking about.

 

[Maya22]

Maybe this is a good time for the White House to use china that already exists instead of buying more.

Good idea. Why do we tax payers need to buy new items for the First Family every 4-8 years? They are NOT royalty. They can buy their own stuff if they don't like the stuff that is already there.

 

[RobRoy]

Good idea. Why do we tax payers need to buy new items for the First Family every 4-8 years? They are NOT royalty. They can buy their own stuff if they don't like the stuff that is already there.

Not every administration has their own set, and not every set is paid for by the taxpayers.