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gumboot said:
Way too Hollywood...

The whole "death of the hero" thing turns a rather standard epic genre film into a really meaningful and powerful drama...

Still, a plot twist late in the third act would have been nice...

-Gumboot
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What if people go to visit the hero's tomb, only to find it mysteriously empty? Then rumors of hero-sightings start circulating, and finally the hero makes a public appearance and flies off into the heavens, a la The Matrix. It would be a great set-up for a sequel.
 
chipmunk stew said:
What if people go to visit the hero's tomb, only to find it mysteriously empty? Then rumors of hero-sightings start circulating, and finally the hero makes a public appearance and flies off into the heavens, a la The Matrix. It would be a great set-up for a sequel.
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It's a bit Deus Ex Machina though isn't it?

I mean...

"Oh, actually our hero isn't dead, he's the immortal son of God"

How conveeeeeenient.

-Gumboot
 
i wanted to post a link to a comic book page of jesus jumping off the cross to fight greek gods, but i cant find the link :(

ill just post this


(yes, its a real movie)
 
Elizabeth I said:
Godsend got suspended? For what?
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I challenged God's End to prove his manhoodliness by driving a dump truck and dumping its load of diatomaceous earth in a designated target location.

He ran the dump truck onto James Randi's front lawn and dumped the load on top of the forsythia garden. Then he got a dowsing rod, said he was dowsing for forsythias, found some, pounded on Randi's front door demanding the one million dollar prize. And that's when the moderators caught up and pulled the pin on him.
 
Uh... guys, Godsend is no longer with us... you may leave this thread to rest now. :p

In other words, the forum member formerly named 'Godsend' is no more, he has ceased to be, his membership expired, his posting capacities are now history, his membership privileges have kicked the bucket, shuffled off their mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

This is an an ex-member!


 
LibraryLady said:
Darat is such a killjoy. Now that Godsend's suspended, who are we going to harrass?

:eusa_boohoo:
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If anybody misses him, I noticed today that he's signed up at Skeptical Community. I took a bit of pleasure in calling him something there that violates Rule 8 here.
 
CurtC said:
Not only that, but that whole betrayal-by-Judas thing was apparently a set up. Someone had to turn him in, because the whole crucifixion/resurrection/ascension thing, the whole sine qua non of Christianity, couldn't have happened without it. Judas, being Jesus's favorite disciple, was picked for this essential role.
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Ah, a follower of the new Conspiracy theory, the "Judas was all part of the plan!" theory. And the apostle of this new theory? The Alex Jones of Judas-ism? Step forward suspected fraudster and convicted perjurer Jeffrey Archer and his new Gospel According to Judas. I guess I thought it was just a typical Archer thing when I heard about the book. Click the link, thought, it's not the book, it's the spoken word version. And whom did the Arch-Persuader get to read his book? No less a personage than Archbishop Desmond Tutu. There it is, official proof: There Is No God.
 
ConspiRaider said:
I challenged God's End to prove his manhoodliness by driving a dump truck and dumping its load of diatomaceous earth in a designated target location.

He ran the dump truck onto James Randi's front lawn and dumped the load on top of the forsythia garden. Then he got a dowsing rod, said he was dowsing for forsythias, found some, pounded on Randi's front door demanding the one million dollar prize. And that's when the moderators caught up and pulled the pin on him.
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DANG IT! I wanted to drive that dump truck!
 
orphia nay said:
If anybody misses him, I noticed today that he's signed up at Skeptical Community. I took a bit of pleasure in calling him something there that violates Rule 8 here.
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Great ! I was planning on heading over there myself!!! But, don't we still have DJ?
 
defaultdotxbe said:
i wanted to post a link to a comic book page of jesus jumping off the cross to fight greek gods, but i cant find the link :(

ill just post this


(yes, its a real movie)
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Holy jumping jesus!!!!!:D

Wholly jumping jesus!!?

Holey jumping jesus!!!?

Whole wheat jumping jesus!!!!?
 
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GodSend said:
BUT, let's first identify the REAL enemies of America, Americans, Palestinians, Jews and humanity:

ZIONISTS
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No, no no. Not zionists. Doctors. Don't you know ? Every time you go to the doctor, they inject new diseases into you so they can kill you slowly and make a buck with the antidote. Ridiculous, you say ? Look who's talking.

They represent the new and darkest force that has ever attempted to enslave all humanity.
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Evidence ?

The Devil, himself, in human form.
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I'm NOT a zionist, dammit.

Such people are called "Satanists" because they are followers of Satan.
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And yet I seem to have misplaced their membership cards.

Deception is the hallmark of the Devil and Satanists. It is also the slogan of the Mossad. They leave a trail of blood and tears.
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You're a lunatic.

You SEE, 9/11 was the loudest opening shot of the final "War against Humanity". 9/11 and subsequent events are VERY similar to the Reichstag Fire and the subsequent events in Nazi Germany!
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Except you don't live in a Nazi state, yet. When is that supposed to happen ?

The same dark forces made a previous (unsuccessful - Thank God!) attempt to establish their 'New World Order', called "Das Dritte Reich". The New World Order of Zionists is called "Greater Israel" or just "New World Order" - they are one and the same.
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You're a complete loon if you think Israelites had ANYTHING to do with the Reich.

Do you know that Patriot Act I was prepared LONG before the events of 9/11 and was shoved down the throats of the American Congress without even being read by most members of Congress?!
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Thanks for admitting that it had nothing to do with 9/11.

It is thousands of pages long! The predecessor in Nazi Germany was called the 'Enabling Act' - very much the same principles and objective: Establishment of a Fascist State.
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Where does it say that ?

So what we have in front of us now is the greatest Conspiracy in the history of humanity! And it's not just a theory - it's the Truth!
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Oh, well. I guess if you SAY it's the truth it makes it all okay.

The Truth is slowly but steadily emerging into the light of day :) In the latest poll, 82% of Americans do not believe the 'Official' explanation of 9/11! Soon, that number will be 97% ;)
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Ah, yes. What people believe MUST be the truth.

There are FAR too many gory details of the horror facing humanity than can possibly be expressed in this thread!
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Liar.
 
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