I WWI was a bar fight

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When the fight was over, Russia and Germany were a bit shocked to find out that in the midst of the all the ruckus, they had somehow managed to jointly give birth to Poland.

They immediately start bickering over the custody issues, while Poland insists that he is big enough to manage his own affairs....

Austria was marginally involved there too: but it was always a poor feeble place to whom no-one paid much attention; and it only had a small bit of the far south of present-day Poland...