Elijah - Jesus referred to the scriptures as the word of god. So that's the logical old testament validated then. Then the whole "ascension" thing happened, and much later the books that make up the new testament were written and studiously and "politically" assembled. Since Jesus has yet to "return" to earth, there has been no validation of this new testament from on high (except to those fortunate enough to have daytime and night-time visions of course). What leads you to believe that "every word" of this thing written by sinful and fallible men is something to base your life on let alone read and interpret prophecies from ?...
I Won The Challenge And Randi Refused To Pay
- Thread starter Elijah777
- Start date
- Status
Not at all: æøåÆØÅ. If you can read them, just copy/paste them and pretend to be Norwegian or Danish. Just make sure you don't make any cartoons while you're at it.
And yes: This thread does not belong in this section.
It's easier at home, where the keyboard generates them natively, as it were. At not-home, I usually use HTML character entities and they went through with (I guess) normally-suitable quoting applied.
Having provided translations from Swedish to english before...
"All you have to do is ask".
In short, nothing thread-relevant has been touched upon. The closest to relevant has been "oh, so ni stead of posting food recipes, we start posting in assorted weird scandinavian languages?". Me, I have no distinct preference.
Sorry. We scandinavians tend to forget not everyone speaks our language(s).
They don't? *faint* It worsk surprisingly well in the UK, I've even managed to be mistaken for a local.
LostAngeles
Penultimate Amazing
- Joined
- May 22, 2004
- Messages
- 10,109
That guy forgot the most important Biblica prophecy that was fulfilled last night:
Ezekial 23:44 Yet they went in unto her, as they go in unto a woman that playeth the harlot: so went they in unto Aholah and unto Aholibah, the lewd women.
Bow-chicka-chicka-wow-wow.
Ezekial 23:44 Yet they went in unto her, as they go in unto a woman that playeth the harlot: so went they in unto Aholah and unto Aholibah, the lewd women.
Bow-chicka-chicka-wow-wow.
Mojo
Mostly harmless
i think elijah has used them all.
これでは、一体何が言いたいでしょうか。誰も分かりません...。
Mojo
Mostly harmless
Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voll mit Aalen.
My airpillowvehicle is full with eels?!?
"Chris, that's a terrible word to say: nipples."
The Holy Bible
Thanks for your Point.
First : An answer to those who would use such foul and disgusting language (verily they have their reward)
Galatians 5
19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, 20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, 21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
Second : All Matter - All Things ARE Created By God - The God Of The Holy Bible and NONE other.
So we can NOT ever be in any doubt about The Creator and His Creation He ALSO Wrote a Book - A VERY SPECIAL HOLY BOOK, that took some sixteen hundred years to complete. This Book is HIS-Story Book.
A True History Book of The Direct Intercession of The Creator into the affairs of this earth...
Why? BECAUSE, there was a WAR IN HEAVEN, Prior to this earth being Created. During this War - Lucifer and his REBELLIOUS Angels were REMOVED from Heaven and put DOWN HERE !!
The War then Continued IN The Garden of Eden and down throughout the Ages of mankind UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT.
Mankind is the Battlefield - SOULS are the Prize.
JESUS Has The Victory and - to answer your question - The Holy Spirit of God WROTE the Bible T H R O U G H His Chosen people.
The War is NOT over yet - for all of us....
For True Christians TRYING to Preach The Truth to The Lost.
And, for SATAN continuing to DECEIVE The Lost so he can have as much COMPANY as possible in THE LAKE OF FIRE....
The LORD keeps Satan around to TEST people....
If you ARE WORTHY of Heaven - then you will RESIST Sin and The Devil and get Baptized and Saved, ACCORDING TO THE FULL GOSPEL.
If you wilfully refuse - WELL..think you know the final result of that one.
JESUS does NOT want you to PERISH....
But He can't help you if you REFUSE...
You DO have FREE WILL and that's how it works....
Choose WISELY and you will LIVE FOREVER in a State and Place beyond your IMAGINATION....
Choose POORLY and you WILL get another BODY - BUT, one Appointed for endless suffering....
Go figure what this ACTUALLY means....
FINALLY: As far as this Challenge Post is CONCERNED....
The reason i applied and filed and now engage in this post, IS because i am telling the truth.
There is NOTHING more Supernatural than God and His Holy Scriptures....
NOTHING....
PROOF, as required by the Randi Challenge (IN MY PARTICULAR CASE) has been supplied.
Why has it been rejected?
DISBELIEF and LOVE OF MONEY....The "interpretation" cop out is just that, a COP OUT....
The MAIN CRITERIA was "To Reveal an Historical Event PROPHESIED in Holy Scripture"...
Whether you like it or not, OR agree or NOT is IRRELEVANT...
The Criteria HAS BEEN satisfied and met.
Because it HAS NOT been accepted, does NOT mean it is NOT ACCURATE AND TRUE....
It means they DON'T BELIEVE IT, and will use any excuse to HOLD ON TO THE LOOT....
As stated before, he WILL NEVER pay anyone.
So, as stated before, when the time is RIGHT, The WRIT will be filed...
Sing that old seventies song by the Stones - "Timmmmmme IS on MY Side"
Amen
2 Peter 1:21
For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.
Thanks for your Point.
First : An answer to those who would use such foul and disgusting language (verily they have their reward)
Galatians 5
19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, 20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, 21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
Second : All Matter - All Things ARE Created By God - The God Of The Holy Bible and NONE other.
So we can NOT ever be in any doubt about The Creator and His Creation He ALSO Wrote a Book - A VERY SPECIAL HOLY BOOK, that took some sixteen hundred years to complete. This Book is HIS-Story Book.
A True History Book of The Direct Intercession of The Creator into the affairs of this earth...
Why? BECAUSE, there was a WAR IN HEAVEN, Prior to this earth being Created. During this War - Lucifer and his REBELLIOUS Angels were REMOVED from Heaven and put DOWN HERE !!
The War then Continued IN The Garden of Eden and down throughout the Ages of mankind UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT.
Mankind is the Battlefield - SOULS are the Prize.
JESUS Has The Victory and - to answer your question - The Holy Spirit of God WROTE the Bible T H R O U G H His Chosen people.
The War is NOT over yet - for all of us....
For True Christians TRYING to Preach The Truth to The Lost.
And, for SATAN continuing to DECEIVE The Lost so he can have as much COMPANY as possible in THE LAKE OF FIRE....
The LORD keeps Satan around to TEST people....
If you ARE WORTHY of Heaven - then you will RESIST Sin and The Devil and get Baptized and Saved, ACCORDING TO THE FULL GOSPEL.
If you wilfully refuse - WELL..think you know the final result of that one.
JESUS does NOT want you to PERISH....
But He can't help you if you REFUSE...
You DO have FREE WILL and that's how it works....
Choose WISELY and you will LIVE FOREVER in a State and Place beyond your IMAGINATION....
Choose POORLY and you WILL get another BODY - BUT, one Appointed for endless suffering....
Go figure what this ACTUALLY means....
FINALLY: As far as this Challenge Post is CONCERNED....
The reason i applied and filed and now engage in this post, IS because i am telling the truth.
There is NOTHING more Supernatural than God and His Holy Scriptures....
NOTHING....
PROOF, as required by the Randi Challenge (IN MY PARTICULAR CASE) has been supplied.
Why has it been rejected?
DISBELIEF and LOVE OF MONEY....The "interpretation" cop out is just that, a COP OUT....
The MAIN CRITERIA was "To Reveal an Historical Event PROPHESIED in Holy Scripture"...
Whether you like it or not, OR agree or NOT is IRRELEVANT...
The Criteria HAS BEEN satisfied and met.
Because it HAS NOT been accepted, does NOT mean it is NOT ACCURATE AND TRUE....
It means they DON'T BELIEVE IT, and will use any excuse to HOLD ON TO THE LOOT....
As stated before, he WILL NEVER pay anyone.
So, as stated before, when the time is RIGHT, The WRIT will be filed...
Sing that old seventies song by the Stones - "Timmmmmme IS on MY Side"
Amen
2 Peter 1:21
For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.
Last edited:
So by your logic it wasn't prewitt81 who said that his nipples explode with delight. It was God that wrote that, since he created all things. God has an awfully filthy mouth. He must also have co-authored all the sinful books on withcraft and fornication and whatnot.
SezMe
post-pre-born
I haven't read this entire thread but has anyone speculated that Elijah777 is the "born again" one-inch-christ? The font/color usage is a dead give away.
The_Fire
Unimpressed Female
So your God is about to croak? Interesting. Didn't know deity could die. I guess there's a first for anything. But hey, don't want his "kingdom" anyway. You can keep it. Really, you can.
Nope. Gotta disagree with you there. First of all, you are still preaching the wrong pantheon. Second, life is created by an egg inside the female of the species being fertilized by the sperm of the male of the species. This may vary a bit from species to species but this is how it works in the human animal. Off cause this would take sex AKA as fornication, so if you lived as rigerously after the bible as you claim, then humanity would have been extinct a looong time ago. Off cause the lack of getting any would explain your reactions. Theres nothing like a little fornication, to use your language, to get the endorphins rushing. You should try it some time.
Actually we can't be sure. First of all the book you are talking about is only about 2000 years old. Earth, and life, is vastly older than that. Second it was written by man. A species, which according to your own bible, is flawed. As such their work, including the bible, is also flawed.
Second, there are no evidence that the bible were written by any kind of divinity. Or even inspired by divinity. An interesting fact: The old testament were originally part of the Torah. That means it was originally jewish.
Again: There are a distinct possibility that it was written by humans whom were merely pulling various stories out of their rear ends. There are no evidence to the oppoersite.
I know. We are having a party next saturday. Everyone is invited, but you have to bring your own beer.
Evidence?
Then I am safe. My soul doesn't belong to anyone involved in this little skirmish. I am, after all, not a christian and as such I have no part in that war.
Selfcontradictionary. If your demideity Jesus have already won, why is there still a war? Could it be that you have become the victim of propaganda? That is, after all, part of every war ever fought. Jesus could be loosing for all you know.
That would make your "Gods Chosen People" the equivelant of Goebbels (or whom ever it was whom ran the Nazi-propaganda machine during ww2).'
I'm also rather disappointed that an omnipotent being cannot be bothered by doing the writing himself. He shouldn't need to depend on second hand information written by someone whom are bound to put their own bias into things.
This indicates that your deity is either a slacker, which if I remember correctly is a mortal sin and thus against his own teachings, or a liar in regards to his "omnipotence".
And still you earlier claimed that it was already over and that Jesus had won. Pick one and stick to it.
If you are a True Christian (tm) then I'm glad I'm not part of that religion.
Still wrong pantheon/religion.
If this Lord you are so happy to serve really were as benevolent as you claim, then he shouldn't feel the need to do that. Mayhap he has a selfesteem problem? Or maybe he's just a big bully. After all, why else should he have to resort to threats of eternal pain to garner followers?
You are not really making his case here. In fact if this is how he treats people, then I'm surprised he have ANY followers at all.
Maybe YOU got something wrong?
Sorry. I don't dig bullies. And I'm quiet happy with what I believe in as it is.
Yes, I get to hang out with my lord and lady instead of a big bully.
Hate to have to break it to you, but everyone perishes sometime. It's called dying.
I am not in need of help. What I am in need of is a cup of tea to wake up on so I can finally finish my webpage. It got really late last night and I'm sore in a couple of interesting places. But it was worth it.
You've only discovered this now? Ah well, I guess better late than never.
I can imagine pretty much. Including 20 brad pitt clones ala Joe Black (he did look cute in that one) catering to my every need. And I've already got that one down with my Deities. So I already did make a wise choice.
Is a darned side better than spending my eternity with a big bully whom lies to his followers and likes killing little babies just because they are egyptians and firstborn.
Another piece of evidence supporting my claim that your deity is a big bully. If he were all that omnipotent, as you claim, then he would have to resort to scaretactics; He could simply prove his existance in a scientific maner.
He hasn't so he's either not omnipotent or non-existant.
That I made the right choice when I left the big bully known as the Christian God lying in the dust of his own failure.
Evidence?
You have so far failed to provide evidence for the accuracy and existance of said deity. That means that your challenge is rejected/failed. You have no right to the money.
...is what you have proven.
False. You have provided nothing which cannot be explained as either post-diction or wild imagination.
As I read it:
Because it was not testifiable in a scientific sound maner.
No. It means just that: The claim were based in interpretation and post-diction and not evidence.
Which means:"I get to mess around with pieces of the bible untill it fits what I say it fits.".
Not paranormal and often done.
True. If something have scientific value, then my opion doesn't matter. However nothing you have so far presented hold ANY scientific value. As such it is not challenge material.
No. Not according to the Challenge rules.
For something to be true, there have to exist evidence for it's validity. YOu have failed to provide such evidence.
No. It means that you have failed to provide evidence for the existance of your claim.
He will. When someone presents the nescesarry evidence of a paranormal event.
There's no time like today. IF you really have something to back your claim with, then the time won't matter.
Then why are you wasting it? If you truly have won the challenge and have evidence on your side, then the date/time of when you file your case to the judge doesn't matter. The sooner the better. Could it be that you are *Gasp* lying through your teeth?
And may the blessings of the Lord and Lady rain upon you and give you intelligence.
Provide evidence for the exitance of such a being and for the original writer not being a false prophet......
ETA: Spelling mishap.
Last edited:
The Devil Has The Foul Mouth
NO - The unclean spirits SPEAK exactly like that.
"Possession is nine tenths of the law"
2 Peter 2
6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )
9 The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished:
10 But chiefly them that walk after the flesh in the lust of uncleanness, and despise government. Presumptuous are they, selfwilled, they are not afraid to speak evil of dignities.
NO - The unclean spirits SPEAK exactly like that.
"Possession is nine tenths of the law"
2 Peter 2
6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )
9 The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished:
10 But chiefly them that walk after the flesh in the lust of uncleanness, and despise government. Presumptuous are they, selfwilled, they are not afraid to speak evil of dignities.
Mojo
Mostly harmless
But the statute of limitation may not be...
Anyone know what the limitation period is for this sort of civil suit in the USA? It's only three years for some types of suit in the UK.
Anytime before April 2007 will be just fine with me...
i live a very long way from the USA and the UK...
Planning the strategy and the budget and LOOKING for a Born Again Christian lawyer only..
Amen
John 8 : 16
And yet if I judge, my judgment is true: for I am not alone, but I and the Father that sent me.
i live a very long way from the USA and the UK...
Planning the strategy and the budget and LOOKING for a Born Again Christian lawyer only..
Amen
John 8 : 16
And yet if I judge, my judgment is true: for I am not alone, but I and the Father that sent me.
Hate To Break It To
1). Define a "paranormal event" - please...
2). Hate to beak it to you but there is life after death.
John 5 : 29
And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.
1). Define a "paranormal event" - please...
2). Hate to beak it to you but there is life after death.
John 5 : 29
And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.
- Status