I wanted a taco last night.

Are Landmark's tactics force, fraud, or neither

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Oh my goodness. I am so glad you guys bumped this so I could read it. My abs will ache for days from the laughter that this inane yet highly serious discussion has wrought upon me.
 
Hokulele said:
This thread explains quite a bit about this forum.
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Of course it does! It reveals the sanctity and reverence with which those in the know regard the GTITS! It truly is part and parcel of the JREF experience, (not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix Experience), and shows how the Flying Spaghetti Monster is nothing more than a figment of the fevered imaginations of heathen devils who have yet to experience the True Love of the GTITS.

I say we burn them at the stake.
 
Obviously the mods and admins are all Tacoists since they let the Tacoists get away with things that would result in instant banning for a follower of the Noodly One. Burning at the stake? Drowning in cheap Mezcal? (I tried that once, only the Mezcal was on the inside. Bad idea.) We FSMers only want everyone to experience the joy of our Noodly Master. Heathen devil indeed!
 
Hymn 89 (From the taco hymnal)
To the tune of "I hate Bosco"

I love tacos
tacos good for me
mommy fills me up with them
until I have to pee

feed me tacos
riding in my car
taco taco everywhere
a traveling taco bar

Taco Bell, Taco Dell, lift them high
go to heaven

Amen
 
Kopji said:
Hymn 89 (From the taco hymnal)
To the tune of "I hate Bosco"

I love tacos
tacos good for me
mommy fills me up with them
until I have to pee

feed me tacos
riding in my car
taco taco everywhere
a traveling taco bar

Taco Bell, Taco Dell, lift them high
go to heaven

Amen
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I think you missed some important parts of this thread. It is only the heathen that would mix the horrible word "bell" with the divine that is Taco.
 
What a strange strange thread. If anyone is confused, I hope this helps:

Link

Not the mediocre video, but the excellent song.

Edit:

Well, I guess I screwed up the embedment. It's here, anyway.

Second Edit:

I fixed the embedment, but it still doesn't work: "Embedding disabled by request." Okay.
 
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empeake said:
Hear me, oh blasphemers, heathens, and misguided souls, for the true mysteries of the Taco shall be revealed unto you.

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I am the Prophet of Nixtamal, and I shall be your guide to enlightenment.



I think I hear the voice of Truth in your post. I will submit, and shall become your Taco Apostle, as long as you share a recipe or two . . .

M
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Dragonrock said:
I think you missed some important parts of this thread. It is only the heathen that would mix the horrible word "bell" with the divine that is Taco.
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It would save me from the fires of Bell

That is an attempt to compare the 'Bell that must not be named' to, well, Hell. Hey, even Christians sing about Satan. :)
 
Kopji said:
It would save me from the fires of Bell

That is an attempt to compare the 'Bell that must not be named' to, well, Hell. Hey, even Christians sing about Satan. :)
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I spoke to the GTITS, he said that you should eat 2 Tacos and 1 chalupa and that all would be forgiven.
 
I just had a difficult theological discussion with a member of the pernicious Fajita Heresey.

Like an oversized flour tortilla, he folded when I laid down the lard on him, and followed up with the mezcal.

DR
 
Usurpers! Pretenders! Heretics!

You shall all suffer the 375-degree Sacrament of Peanut Oil Purification! Only then shall we see which of you are truly worthy, and willing to burn away your spiced meat and your shredded lettuce. Cast away the wordly goods of your diced tomatoes and shredded cheese! Seek enlightenment within the fluffy bunefisimiance of the Donut Goddess' bounty! Follow us to the Temple of Donuts!

So let it be written. So let it be glazed.

VISA/MC/AMEX/DISC/DC/VHS/BETA/BDSM Accepted at all Northeastern Omaha Branch locations.
 
I'm in a mixed relationship. My girlfriend only likes softshell tacos, and I'm a devotee of the crunchy.
 
FireGarden said:
Name one person who has died for a doughnut and I might consider your faith.
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Well Homer Simpson once sold his soul for a doughnut.

Now don't go making the irrelevant point that Homer Simpson is a fictional character! After all, most (if not all) religions are based on the existence of fictional characters.
 
I'm glad for the flowering of diverse new religions on this thread. My main complaint about Pastafarians is that they didn't have enough sects.

(Celibacy is overrated.)
 
JoeTheJuggler said:
Now don't go making the irrelevant point that Homer Simpson is a fictional character!
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I am deeply offended that you think I would do such a thing.

What's become of this forum? A simple request for information and I get insulted. Too many tacks in your taco, maybe?
 
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