I wanted a taco last night.
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Dragonrock
Militant Elvisian Tacoist
BillyTK said:
YOU don't want tacos. The laws of physics (TLOP) wants tacos. YOU are made of TLOP therefore YOU ARE MADE OF TACOS.
You don't understand the nature of Tacoism. I will repeat the true Tacoism sillygism.
the GTITS wrote the ATR
the ATR describes the OTI
the OTI fills the Taco
you eat the Taco
the Taco gets dumped in the toilet
you flush the toilet
the toilet.. um...I lost my place...
Dragonrock
Militant Elvisian Tacoist
BillyTK said:
The taco which can be named is not the true taco...
The Taco upon which all Tacos are based is the Great Taco In The Sky. His name is upspoken, but his ingredients are known.
Dragonrock
Militant Elvisian Tacoist
I am say Tacos simply are. In eating the Taco, the Taco becomes us. All foods are Taco in some form. The Taco is the greatest of foods. This is the truth of the ATR and all other statements are silly babbling of a-tacoists.
Kashyapa
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Don't try to eat the taco. That's impossible. You must realize that it is not the taco that gets eaten, it is only yourself.
Ha! That's one cheezy modified Matrix quote for the day.
Ha! That's one cheezy modified Matrix quote for the day.
evildave
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A taco without cheese is not a true taco.
Be sure to put some cheese on your choco taco. Maybe some cheesecake...
Be sure to put some cheese on your choco taco. Maybe some cheesecake...
Kashyapa
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Ah yes, but is it cheddar or monterey jack? This is the true question.
No a-tacoist can eat a whole taco. You eat half the taco and you have half left. You eat half of that taco and there is still half left. You eat half of that and there will ALWAYS be half left.
Such is the way of the Taco!
Unless you stuff it all in your gob first...
Such is the way of the Taco!
Unless you stuff it all in your gob first...
Kashyapa
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Is the taco half eaten or half uneaten? And does the world end if you just eat it in one go?
Dragonrock
Militant Elvisian Tacoist
Kashyapa said:
You pose an interesting question.
When you eat the Taco is it gone? Or does it become you?
Does the Taco become us? Or do we become the Taco?
The second Taco I see remaining on my plate, is it more or less Taco than the first? Or is it simply a different Taco, but still the same?
Soft or hard? Beef or chicken? Shredded or ground? These are all questions of the Taco.
Kashyapa
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Grok the taco.
Kashyapa
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Greetings, tacobrother. May you never go tacoless.
Roadtoad
Bufo Caminus Inedibilis
c4ts said:
Okay, I got the part about Tacocendence. Can you explain the rest of it, though?
God, I want a taco so bad right now. With guacamole...
evildave
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With hot sauce a-plenty.
Habanero, Jalapeno, or both?
Maybe just purified 100% capsaicin suspended in a little bit of oil.
And what of the heathens who, given a soft taco, wrap it into a little burrito?
Habanero, Jalapeno, or both?
Maybe just purified 100% capsaicin suspended in a little bit of oil.
And what of the heathens who, given a soft taco, wrap it into a little burrito?
Kashyapa
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Clearly they missed the First Commandment of Tacoism: thou shalt not wrap tacos into little burritos. Heathen scum, they must be posessed by Texas.
Let us pray: Our taco, who art on my plate, hallowed be thy filling. Thy spiciness be hot, in the meat as well as hot sauce. Give us this day our daily crispy shell, and forgive us our flaulence, as we forgive those who flatulate around us. And lead us not into tex-mex, but deliver us some carnitas. Amen.
Let us pray: Our taco, who art on my plate, hallowed be thy filling. Thy spiciness be hot, in the meat as well as hot sauce. Give us this day our daily crispy shell, and forgive us our flaulence, as we forgive those who flatulate around us. And lead us not into tex-mex, but deliver us some carnitas. Amen.