I predict a miracle

[LostAngeles]

Re: Re: I predict a miracle

That would not be a miracle (you assume too much!), because a mriacle is actually the temporary, localised suspension of the known laws of physics, which does not apply here.
Sylvia admitting to wrongdong would be fiction, like Harry Potter or Lemony Snicket.

Wait... Sylvia Brown admitting to wrong doing wouldn't normally go against the known laws of physics?

An' whaddya meahn Harray Pottah's fick-shun?!

 

[Kimpatsu]

Re: Re: Re: I predict a miracle

Wait... Sylvia Brown admitting to wrong doing wouldn't normally go against the known laws of physics?

There's no known physical law that prevents her from telling the truth; just a complete and utter lack of conscience.

An' whaddya meahn Harray Pottah's fick-shun?!

And you'd better believe it, or I'll put a hex on you...

 

[Martin]

Assume that it would take a miracle for Sylvia Browne to openly and voluntarily admit that her insinuations about Randi's alleged activities requiring police involvement have been fabrications

Allow me to demonstrate a simpler approach:

1) Assume that it would take a miracle for my TV to work.

2) My TV will work.

*turns on TV*

A miracle! Where's my million?

 

[Kimpatsu]

Allow me to demonstrate a simpler approach:
1) Assume that it would take a miracle for my TV to work.
2) My TV will work.
*turns on TV*
A miracle! Where's my million?

Why is your TV working a miracle? Now, if I smash the screen with a hammer and you can still watch programmes, that would be a miracle.