I posted here and was misunderstood :)

[JoeTheJuggler]

Basically, Stockman is trying to get some hits on his website.

Yep. That's why I didn't quote the link when I quoted his post. I encourage others to refrain from visiting his site or quoting any of his links.

 

[Mojo]

This "help, my brain is full of termites and lost ferrets" style of writing has some haunting familiarity - even to the "hehheeeee" bits.

It will come to me soon.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68618

 

[Hoppy]

So we don't come away with nothing. Gnat or nat is what follows day.
There is light and there is dork.

 

[Skepticemea]

So we don't come away with nothing. Gnat or nat is what follows day.
There is light and there is dork.

Du yur neead a rheum fer yur minkey?

 

[Philosaur]

So we don't come away with nothing. Gnat or nat is what follows day.
There is light and there is dork.

Yeah, the nat/gnat thing was bugging (ha!) me.

It's Matthew 7:3: "And why behold you the mote that is in your brother's eye, but consider not the beam that is in your own eye?"

If we're switching to animal references, let's keep our analogy intact:

"And why behold you the gnat that is in your brother's eye, but consider not the pelican that is in your own eye?"

 

[Daylightstar]

... disrespect the Spirit ...

This spirit of yours, is it like a fairy? Can the thing fly?

If so, I know how to use a flyswatter.

 

[Daylightstar]

http://www.stephentree.com/whirlwind_files/image002.jpg

Yeah, that looks like a rather sexy spirit. Can you post the rest of the image, Stockman?

Is that enough disrespect? I can do more; I enjoy blaspheming.

Does she have a lot of horns?

 

[dafydd]

Basically, Stockman is trying to get some hits on his website.

Pass.

 

[Daylightstar]

...

If the Spirit is FOR You, then Who can be against You? Get Ready for the Wild Ride!!

Really? That kind of spirit?

Are you offering the thing at no charge?

 

[dafydd]

This spirit of yours, is it like a fairy? Can the thing fly?

If so, I know how to use a flyswatter.

Spiderman's deadliest enemy is Rolled Up Newspaper Man.

 

[Daylightstar]

Basically, Stockman is trying to get some hits on his website.

Even that sexy and wild thing spirit won't get me there.

 

[Daylightstar]

Spiderman's deadliest enemy is Rolled Up Newspaper Man.

That's so disrespectful of you towards the spirit.
I was being respectful by wanting to use an actual flyswatter. Nothing is good enough for an actual spirit.

 

[I Ratant]

What is this thread about?

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It's about 100 posts too long.

 

[I Ratant]

Du yur neead a rheum fer yur minkey?

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Love that guy...
Clouseau, not the cow chaser.

 

[NoahFence]

Storms that actually hit the US this summer

Paged saved with names of presumptuous to be posted at stephentree dot com

blah,, nine posts so far and I need 15 before I can post links.. come all yea presumptuous!

More than 1 storm has hit NEW ENGLAND this year. I have the insurance paperwork to prove it.

 

[Skepticemea]

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It's about 100 posts too long.

 

[Daylightstar]

Aaaaand the Random caPitalizAtion. We are all surely doomed.

Anyone got a spirit I could lift up, please?

Do you want to lift up Stockman's spirit?

Why????????????

Hmmmm????????

 

[JJM 777]

when I predicted about the presumptuous woman they all got together to ban me

This must be yours:

http://dnatree.blogspot.com/2011/05/end-of-presumptuous-woman.html

your response will also be posted at stephentree dot com slash jref if you disrespect the Spirit again

Please have mercy on us. We will do anything to avoid this shame.

 

[TubbaBlubba]

Um... Stockman, have you considered seeing a mental health professional? I'm not saying this to be uncivil, but your posts look... Disorganized, to say the least.

 

[desertgal]

Anyway,,, the pages about your response will also be posted at stephentree dot com slash jref if you disrespect the Spirit again.

And...then what? Does the Spirit take away our Internet privileges?