I once ate a taco

[Renfield]

So you're in Behe's camp with the whole Irreducible Complexity thingy?

He makes a convincing case. Take away any one element, and it ceases to truly fulfill the function of being a taco. Something of such tasty goodness and complexity could not arise by chance.

 

[c4ts]

There is no way a taco could have evolved on its own, without some kind of higher intelligence guiding its construction!

 

[Spidey13]

There is no way a taco could have evolved on its own, without some kind of higher intelligence guiding its construction!

...and his name is Phil. He works at Taco Bell and drives a 1997 Ford Escort.

All Praise Phil.

 

[Taffer]

...and his name is Phil. He works at Taco Bell and drives a 1997 Ford Escort.

All Praise Phil.

Oh Phil, who art in Taco Bell, hallowed be thy name...

 

[Spidey13]

Phil's Escort has 22 inch rims and tinted windows.

He has a pregnant girlfriend.

She is known as Stephanie.

Praise be to Phil.