I once ate a taco

[c4ts]

I once ate a taco. It chucked my spirit out about ten feet from my body. By the time I crawled back in, I had a revelation:

Tacos are the process of eating tacos.

Please take this profound wisdom to heart wherever you may eat tacos.

 

[Taffer]

Yarr! Ye got the cut of it, you scurvy sea dog! Avast! I see the truth 'n it all now! All landlubbers had better be buttonin' down the hatches! This'll shake their very foundation's o' life. I like the cut of yer jib, matey! Yarr!

EDITED to make it more Piratey! Yaarr!!

 

[Iacchus]

And if you weren't here to eat the taco? Certainly there would be no tacos to discuss. Which is more evident to you?

 

[c4ts]

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And if you weren't here to eat the taco? Certainly there would be no tacos to discuss. Which is more evident to you?

If I weren't there to eat the taco, the taco would remain. Silly Iacchus, all things are made from tacos.

 

[Freakshow]

I once ate a taco. It chucked my spirit out about ten feet from my body. By the time I crawled back in, I had a revelation:

Tacos are the process of eating tacos.

Please take this profound wisdom to heart wherever you may eat tacos.

Allow me to edit your post for you...

I once ate a taco? It chucked my spirit out about ten feet from my body> By the time I crawled back in, I had a revelation?

Tacos are the process of eating tacos?

Please take this profound wisdom to heart wherever you may eat tacos?

Additional question marks, should anyone need them: ???????????????????????????????????????

 

[Iacchus]

If I weren't there to eat the taco, the taco would remain. Silly Iacchus, all things are made from tacos.

Which sounds more credible to you? That nothing exists, therefore there is nothing to observe. Or, that things do exist, and are in fact observable. So, take it or leave it, this is what we have to work with. It's a whole lot better than nothing though, don't you think?

 

[c4ts]

Which sounds more credible to you? That nothing exists, therefore there is nothing to observe. Or, that things do exist, and are in fact observable. So, take it or leave it, this is what we have to work with. It's a whole lot better than nothing though, don't you think?

In a taco, there is the shell, the meat, the lettuce, the cheese, and the salsa. Each one is part of the taco, so it isn't one ingredient or the other. Do you understand now?

 

[c4ts]

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Allow me to edit your post for you...

I once ate a taco? It chucked my spirit out about ten feet from my body> By the time I crawled back in, I had a revelation?

Tacos are the process of eating tacos?

Please take this profound wisdom to heart wherever you may eat tacos?

Additional question marks, should anyone need them: ???????????????????????????????????????

Please rephrase those questions in pirate form and I will answer them.

 

[Iacchus]

In a taco, there is the shell, the meat, the lettuce, the cheese, and the salsa. Each one is part of the taco, so it isn't one ingredient or the other. Do you understand now?

I prefer the "whole enchilada" myself. But I do understand what you're saying. It's tacos all the way up, and tacos all the way down, correct?

 

[c4ts]

I prefer the "whole enchilada" myself. But I do understand what you're saying. It's tacos all the way up, and tacos all the way down, correct?

Enchiladas? No! That is a dangerous path! Turn back to eating tacos before it is to late!

 

[m0nngis]

I like tacos.

 

[Tricky]

Enchiladas? No! That is a dangerous path! Turn back to eating tacos before it is to late!

Indeed, Enchilada is the Anti-Chrisp.

 

[Taffer]

Indeed, Enchilada is the Anti-Chrisp.

Please rephrase those questions in pirate form and I will answer them.

Ahoy matey! Me thinks yer on ta something here! This'll send 'em to Davey Jones.

 

[hgc]

I have been seduced by the reform church of the soft taco. Will I burn for this apostacy? They promised me a Mecedes. And Paris Hilton.

 

[Tricky]

I have been seduced by the reform church of the soft taco. Will I burn for this apostacy? They promised me a Mecedes. And Paris Hilton.

Aye, yer in, Matey. As for the booty, all I can think of is an old hornpipe joke that ends sumthin' like:

It's a pity Paris Hilton couldn't be here too, and we could have saved the Mercedes...

 

[Upchurch]

In a taco, there is the shell, the meat, the lettuce, the cheese, and the salsa. Each one is part of the taco, so it isn't one ingredient or the other. Do you understand now?

Yar, what be this here blasphemy? Ye have forgotten the tomato! The salsa be not enough. Arr ye a heretical reformed tacoist, ye scurvy scum? I'll keel haul the lot of ya.

 

[triadboy]

In a taco, there is the shell, the meat, the lettuce, the cheese, and the salsa. Each one is part of the taco, so it isn't one ingredient or the other. Do you understand now?

So you're in Behe's camp with the whole Irreducible Complexity thingy?

 

[c4ts]

Yar, what be this here blasphemy? Ye have forgotten the tomato! The salsa be not enough. Arr ye a heretical reformed tacoist, ye scurvy scum? I'll keel haul the lot of ya.

Nay, I bein' fargetful because I be out plunderin' into the wee hours. Fer me insolince, I be beatin meself over th' head with a bag o' taco shells. Arrrrrr!

 

[Upchurch]

Fer me insolince, I be beatin meself over th' head with a bag o' taco shells. Arrrrrr!

Yarr, and it be too good for ya.


eta: and I be noticin' the date in your signature, matey. We be approachin' a year, now, since the word came down from on high. Where be this maggot o' a man who were supposed to be caught?

 

[Beerina]

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Please rephrase those questions in pirate form and I will answer them.

Not a very piratey sentence, now is that matey?