I Found Out Who's Responible, Here's How I Did It

[JollyRoger]

1) I took one of any number of conspiracies.

2) I eliminated the value of human life.

3) Figured out who stands to make the most money.

4) Posted the equation here for all you conspiracy theorist and skeptics to scrutinize.

Discuss?

 

[BaaBaa]

Pix or it didn't happen.

 

[JollyRoger]

Try applying it to anything from Pearl Harbor to the the abrupt ending of Operation Desert storm and world trade center.

 

[Dave Rogers]

So Princess Diana was murdered by a consortium of funeral directors?

Dave

 

[Horatius]

So Princess Diana was murdered by a consortium of funeral directors?

Dave

Exactly.

 

[Stylesjl]

So it was the Illuminate who stole my pants! I knew it!

 

[HawksFan]

No no, it wasn't the Illuminati it was the Fashionistas.

 

[Resume]

I like bacon.

 

[Harpo]

Discuss?

The only appropriate response is:

 

[elbe]

I think I'm applying it wrong. I started with the Roswell crash and ended up that the UFO crash was covered up by the tourism industry in Roswell so they could cash in on UFO merchandise.

That seems... counter productive.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

This thread reminds me of a "random act of terror" a guy I knew used to perform.

He'd type up a brief note, seal it in an envelope, and leave it under the wiper of a car in a parking lot. He always chose the most expensive looking car he could find for this.

The total content of the note:

They know EVERYTHING!!!!

 

[tsig]

1) I took one of any number of conspiracies.

2) I eliminated the value of human life.

3) Figured out who stands to make the most money.

4) Posted the equation here for all you conspiracy theorist and skeptics to scrutinize.

Discuss?

I don't see any equations or links.

 

[Alferd_Packer]

I Found Out Who's Responible, Here's How I Did It

So you admit that you are the one responsible.

 

[Ladewig]

It's so simple. Who had the most to gain from the 9/11 attacks? Gary Condit of course! He was front page news for weeks on end. Every news agency was speculating about his involvement in the murder of Chandra Levy. 9/11 pushed his name out of the newspapers.

Plus this from Wikipedia

Despite the allegations against him, Condit was allowed to keep his seat on the Intelligence Committee, and he did not lose his security clearance. Condit was one of just a handful of members of Congress who were cleared to see the most sensitive information on the 9/11 attacks.

Q.E. *********** D.

 

[KingMerv00]

1) I took one of any number of conspiracies.

2) I eliminated the value of human life.

3) Figured out who stands to make the most money.

4) Posted the equation here for all you conspiracy theorist and skeptics to scrutinize.

Discuss?

OJ was framed by Fred Goldman?

 

[TS-]

A former coworker of mine got pregnant, and I ended up getting called back to my old job to fill in, while she was on maternity leave.

Clearly I knocked her up, just so I could come back many months later and get a few more months of work in.

Clearly.

 

[KingMerv00]

1) I took one of any number of conspiracies.

2) I eliminated the value of human life.

3) Figured out who stands to make the most money.

4) Posted the equation here for all you conspiracy theorist and skeptics to scrutinize.

Discuss?

You forgot step 1.5:

Assume conspiracy is true.

 

[Spindrift]

So Princess Diana was murdered by a consortium of funeral directors?

Dave

No, Elton John

 

[Bell]

No, Elton John

Elton John is murdered?

 

[Spindrift]

Elton John is murdered?

No Elton offed Diana, because he hadn't had a hit song in years and he'd already written some new lyrics for Candle in the Wind.