I challenge you to read this without laughing

[Foolmewunz]

Finally, an idea so whacky that not even the diehards will defend it against our evil sense(s) of humor(s)!

That thread (thanks to this thread, I reckon) has more traffic than the rest of the Lounge, combined, right now.

Thread: 22 users reading this topic (20 Guests and 1 Anonymous)
The Lounge: 40 users viewing this forum (30 Guests and 1 Anonymous)

Of the 40 in The Lounge, 20 are JREFers. Dylan oughta give us commissions.

 

[ConspiRaider]

I agree with the entire premise, except for the bit about "wannabe civilians". Excuse me but I thought that, like, folks already WAS civilians, dig? How could you want to be a civilian when you allreddy is one, see?

Oh no. Oh my God. Oh hellishnesses.

He's going after the pets. Pet dogs and cats and budgies and ferrets and alpacas and turtles and fishies and snakes and hamsters and gerbils and background actors already outnumber the number of numbered American civilians. So this message, aimed at these teeming hordes of "wannabe civilians", spellz sertin DOOM for us Actual Civilians!!!111one!!11 I'll never look at Marty the Fish the same way, EVER AGAIN!

 

[Max Photon]

I challenge you to laugh at this without reading.

 

[twinstead]

I challenge you to laugh at this without reading.

Oh come on Max. I know you don't find your crazy theory funny, but you gotta admit the crazy theory about a pacifist military to fight aliens is FUNNY.

You just gotta.

 

[dudalb]

Someone has been playing way too much Half Life.
Maybe Gordon Freeman should lead the militia?

 

[ComsatAngel2017]

So - the entire world clubs together to fund a militia which resides in the US alone?
What happens to us here in the UK when the Cybermen emerge from the sewers, eh?

 

[timhau]

So - the entire world clubs together to fund a militia which resides in the US alone?
What happens to us here in the UK when the Cybermen emerge from the sewers, eh?

Hey, the UK is protected by the Lizard Queen the Windsors. No need to worry.

 

[AlanGreenspan]

I guess it's only natural to come up with "ideas" like this one when they can't get a job even at the local McDonald's and still they have so many versions of the trooth to buy.

 

[bje]

Oh come on Max. I know you don't find your crazy theory funny, but you gotta admit the crazy theory about a pacifist military to fight aliens is FUNNY.

You just gotta.

....Apparently not.

 

[Walter Ego]

http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/topic/47009/1/#new

woooooooooooooooooo

Having never really looked at a looser forum in any detail, I looked at all the posts in that section and was amazed to find such pertinent topics as the JFK assassination, the moon landings (a hoax apparently) and fluoride in our water being discussed.

http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/forum/45192/

In the fluoride thread, I found out that fluoride in our water can lead to a lowering of I.Q.

http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/single/?p=26260&t=63947

Could this last revelation be an explanation of the truther movement? ;-)

 

[Mince]

mynameis

I think "mynameis" called in to the Alex Jones show today. If you have a chance, after 2pm CST, listen to the archive at about 1 hr 45 minutes (+/- 3-4 minutes). First Alex asks him if he's stoned. Then the caller suggests having a truther military ready in case they had to go that route. Even Alex Jones was put off.

 

[Belz...]

Hmm--

[qimg]http://uqm.stack.nl/wiki/script/images/0/02/Kzer-ZaComm.png[/qimg]

"Submit or die, foolish truther!"

Wow. An Ur-Quan joke. I don't see that every day.

 

[MIKILLINI]

I think the sight of them trying to use weapons would be quite amusing. Assuming you could find a safe place to be while they were attempting to fire them, of course. Safest place would most likely be the target.

I'm just wonderin' who's going to design and build their weapons..Wiley Coyote?

 

[ComsatAngel2017]

I'm just wonderin' who's going to design and build their weapons..Wiley Coyote?

Too sophisticated!

I vote for Professor Branestawm building a Heath Robinson design, on a budget assigned by the MoD, and supervised by OFSTED.

 

[MIKILLINI]

Too sophisticated!

I vote for Professor Branestawm building a Heath Robinson design, on a budget assigned by the MoD, and supervised by OFSTED.

LOL! This most likely personifies what their manufacturing facility would look like;

 

[Obviousman]

Me too - what do I win for not laughing?