I am what I am

[I Ratant]

So, you're calling me a louse?

We have to conclude that LL is humorless.

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QED.
O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!O

 

[Skeptic Guy]

Hey, is this thing on?

Hey, ladies and gentlemen, don't forget she's got two shows on Wednesdays. And don't forget to tip the waitresses, they've been good to you so you be good to them...and try the veal!

 

[Cainkane1]

DR was a perfect gentleman. Even in his cups.

I wish you could say the same thing about me.

 

[LibraryLady]

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QED.
O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!O

Oh, I got that. I was making a joke about the louse. Maybe I am humor impaired. Oh, dear....

 

[paximperium]

Oh, I got that. I was making a joke about the louse. Maybe I am humor impaired. Oh, dear....

What you need is significant doses of ethanol in a nice beverage...maybe something with an umbrella. Intoxicated people are always funny.

 

[Miss_Kitt]

ritual baby-balism

*Nom, nom, nom, nom*

Eat babies? Moi?

I wish to defend LL's actions, here. I, too, once swore I would never eat a baby. Then I had one--and once you've tasted those little fingers and toes; once you've gnibbled a wriggling tummy--you're hooked. If babies weren't meant for gnoshing, why are they so tasty? And why, above all, do they LIKE it so much??!!

MMMmmmmm! good!

MK

 

[paximperium]

I wish to defend LL's actions, here. I, too, once swore I would never eat a baby. Then I had one--and once you've tasted those little fingers and toes; once you've gnibbled a wriggling tummy--you're hooked. If babies weren't meant for gnoshing, why are they so tasty? And why, above all, do they LIKE it so much??!!

MMMmmmmm! good!

MK

I love babies. I just can never finish one by myself and I'm trying to cut down on the baby fat...cholesterol and all that.

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

Oh, I got that. I was making a joke about the louse. Maybe I am humor impaired. Oh, dear....

Oh noes!

 

[Darth Rotor]

DR was a perfect gentleman. Even in his cups.

By act of Congress only.

(there is a joke involving cups here that I am not going to indulge in, out of the great respect I have for books. )

 

[Darth Rotor]

Using a complicated analysis and a Tri-logarythmic Delta Graph, LL's knock knock joke got a score of 12985x10*12 on the Sense of Humor Digital Scale(SHDS).

This objectively falsifies Gord's hypothesis that LL has a sense of humor. We have to conclude that LL is humorless.

Ah, so you have been reading the Humor sub forum, eh?

*runs for the hills*

 

[Darth Rotor]

*Nom, nom, nom, nom*

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Nom Nom Nom
Nom Nom Iran!

 

[Alareth]

 

[paximperium]

Ah, so you have been reading the Humor sub forum, eh?

*runs for the hills*

I do not understand. I'm very serious about this.

 

[Aitch]

I thought you were going to say you were Popeye, the Sailor Man. One of the great Philosophers of Afternoon TV.

I thought she was just misquoting Edie Brickell and her group of Grateful Dead wannabes.

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

I shall drink no wine before its time. In fact, I shall drink no wine because I don’t drink alcohol. It makes me really sick.

What do you drink during the Seder?

 

[Cleon]

What do you drink during the Seder?

The blood of Christian babies. I mean, duh.

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

The blood of Christian babies. I mean, duh.

And yet I feel guilty for laughing as heartily as I did at that.

 

[LibraryLady]

What do you drink during the Seder?

Kedem grape juice with the kiddies.

 

[Cleon]

And yet I feel guilty for laughing as heartily as I did at that.

Don't. It's the people who take it seriously who should feel guilty.

 

[Cainkane1]

I wish to defend LL's actions, here. I, too, once swore I would never eat a baby. Then I had one--and once you've tasted those little fingers and toes; once you've gnibbled a wriggling tummy--you're hooked. If babies weren't meant for gnoshing, why are they so tasty? And why, above all, do they LIKE it so much??!!

MMMmmmmm! good!

MK

I don't think this is funny. Uh are you Chinese?