I am thankful for Alabama

[johnny karate]

Hillbilly rape is pretty rare these days (and Deliverance was set in Georgia).

Well, that explains it! And I thought it was because they didn't find me attractive.

 

[Accidental Martyr]

Well, that explains it! And I thought it was because they didn't find me attractive.

I don't think that was a factor.

GOP race for gov. likely headed for a recount.
http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2010/06/gop_race_for_governor_likely_h.html

 

[Jekyll's Guest]

Back to the election, the results were not shocking, but I'd say that no Democrat has much of a hope in Alabama of being governor, at least since Moore didn't make the run-off. So I guess I'll have to cheer for whichever one is least creationist, which in Alabama means, "The bible is literally true, but they may have gotten some of the punctuation wrong."

The trick is obviously just to run a pro guns, anti-immigration, creationist Democrat.

I found Alabama to be a lovely place, and I experienced very little hillbilly rape.

Typical ignorant city folk.

Hillbilly rapists are very shy, reclusive creatures. You can't just expect them to wander up and rape you willy-nilly.

As in all hunting, you need to use a lure.

 

[Polaris]

The trick is obviously just to run a pro guns, anti-immigration, creationist Democrat.

The rub is that then you'd just have a Republican.

 

[Accidental Martyr]

The rub is that then you'd just have a Republican.

Most of the Democrats here are pro-gun creationists, too.

 

[Polaris]

Most of the Democrats here are pro-gun creationists, too.

Ah, unaminity. Nothing bad ever comes from that!