I am a psychic and brand new in this forum

[pinklady]

Jolly Roger-you are not as open to communicating your feelings and emotions as she wants you to be. the other day you made her feel angry because of something you didn't say back to her.

By the way, if I disappear for awhile it is because I have private clients and I am going out for the evening. Also, I am in Florida, and you never know with these storms when the power will go off.

Linda
NICE JEWISH PSYCHIC

 

[Tricky]

Also, I am in Florida, and you never know with these storms when the power will go off.

Somehow, this is hilariously ironic.

 

[Miss Whiplash]

Oh poop! You never told me what I was wearing.

Bonus - is my partner male or female? You must use your psychic powers.

 

[pinklady]

. OK I didn't just fall off a turnip truck. I get it. The sky is grumbling right now.

Linda
OY VEY!!!!!!!!! Nice Jewish Psychic

 

[Ripley Twenty-Nine]

Ripley-you have to know that your wife has some problems with proof you love her. joining in on her intimate truths about feelings would really help to make her feel more secure.

Linda

Thanks Linda.

Please understand that since this is a skeptics forum, it will be very difficult to win people over. We are very well versed in 'cold reading' techniques, where very general statements are made which apply to a large majority of people.

Your reading for me feels just like that. Many women (And also many men) often require regular reassurance of love.

Is there anything more specific you can say which would not seem like cold reading?

Unfortunately I would not say that this reading applies to me or my wife, but thank you for taking the time.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

No offense, pinklady, but your responses are rather vague and could apply to a great many people.

 

[Starrman]

Ripley-you have to know that your wife has some problems with proof you love her. joining in on her intimate truths about feelings would really help to make her feel more secure.

Linda

My wife is Renee - please list one musical artist, movie, television show and book that are in her top 5 favorites.

Please tell me the one thing she was very upset with on our wedding day.

Please let me know what kind of mood she is in right now, and what kind of mood she was in yesterday.

Edited for spelling

 

[De_Bunk]

Its a man in drag...

Gotta be..

DB

 

[De_Bunk]

Pinkladyboy

PS...

If you truly believed you were given, for free, a gift from God...Why are you charging $$$


DB

 

[Yahzi]

I AM AN HONEST PSYCHIC,

Oh good.

Say, could you tell us how to distinguish between the honest and the dishonest ones?

Could you give us a test that you honest psychics can pass, and the dishonest ones will fail?

 

[coalesce]

Pinklady, Welcome aboard!

I must concur with Lisa Simpson: your answers are quite vague. Whether it's because of polite brevity or willful obfuscation, a bit more in the details department will go a long, long way to convincing posters here of your gift.

A quick question for you: what was the model of the second car I owned, or would you prefer a different question? And my wife's name is Lesley.

Michael

 

[pinklady]

You guys, I am a reader who focuses on emotions and feelings. I do not know models of cars, lottery numbers, etc. And I don't read death or illness. I am really sorry you think it is vague. I believe doing readings is what I am meant to do. I charge, because it is my way of making a living. I am pretty easy going. I feel lucky I am able to do it. I have been having fun on this board since I first posted. I am not doing readings to prove anything. Like I said, I am being social and having fun.

Linda NICE JEWISH PSYCHIC.

 

[pinklady]

michael-you have a tendancy to lift people to your level when you talk to them. you are heart warming and kind. your wife is bashful and she sometimes holds back on people. you know how to make people comfortable around you. \

Linda
Nice Jewish PSychic

OY VEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[De_Bunk]

Look, we all know that when you pass over...

1. Your intelligence level drops to that of a four year old.

2. You contract advanced senile dementia..

Thats why all the spirits cannot answer your personal questions...even if its a close family member who's died...

DB

 

[Lisa Simpson]

You guys, I am a reader who focuses on emotions and feelings. I do not know models of cars, lottery numbers, etc. And I don't read death or illness. I am really sorry you think it is vague. I believe doing readings is what I am meant to do. I charge, because it is my way of making a living. I am pretty easy going. I feel lucky I am able to do it. I have been having fun on this board since I first posted. I am not doing readings to prove anything. Like I said, I am being social and having fun.

Linda NICE JEWISH PSYCHIC.

You are taking money from people, saying you are psychic, yet you cannot give anything more than vague answers. Do you understand why skeptics don't believe you?

 

[pinklady]

By the way, I have to be brief. My fingers would fall off. I have karpal tunnel.

OY VEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Thomas]

I have the feeling that a lot of you perhaps take "psychic" to include remote viewing, I doubt that is the case here, but more what appears to be a woman who calls herself psychic and hands out predictions and advices with the same accuracy you'll find in daily newspaper horoscopes and fortune cookies.

 

[Old man]

If you truly believed you were given, for free, a gift from God...Why are you charging $$$

God's cool with that, 'cause, ya know, if she weren't makin' money with this gig, she's be going to all the churches around, tryin' to bum cash that should be goin' inta his pockets!

 

[De_Bunk]

What a crock...

Funny how every reading given so far is positive about the person...and could apply to anyone here...

No one likes to read that they are a complete obnoxious bastard...do they..

Well...'cept me perhaps..

DB

 

[coalesce]

You guys, I am a reader who focuses on emotions and feelings. I do not know models of cars, lottery numbers, etc. And I don't read death or illness. I am really sorry you think it is vague. I believe doing readings is what I am meant to do. I charge, because it is my way of making a living. I am pretty easy going. I feel lucky I am able to do it. I have been having fun on this board since I first posted. I am not doing readings to prove anything. Like I said, I am being social and having fun.

Linda NICE JEWISH PSYCHIC.

Then what type of questions would you like asked of you? Can you be more specific rather than just saying you believe reading are what you were meant to do?

Michael