What happens when a King marries a King?
Then they're both Queens.
For those who don't understand this exchange between gerdbonk and angrysoba, it's a subtle grammar tyrant comment on those who capitalize the word king when it's referring to the position as well as a reference to a little-known historical incident involving conspiracies, an assassination plot, and a royal scandal. (I'm surprised angrysoba is familiar with it, since -- for obvious reasons -- it was hushed up by the security services of several nations after the matter was resolved.)
Basically, what happened is that noted detective Ellery Queen was appointed by the parliament of [COUNTRY NAME DELETED] to be their king in order to investigate [CONSPIRACY DETAILS DELETED]. At the time he and Carole King were romantically involved, and shortly after assuming the position of king he married her. So a Queen was king, and a King was queen.
But Carole King at the time had strong feminist beliefs, one of which was that a woman should not adopt her husband's last name as hers after getting married. So she remained Carole King rather than becoming Carole Queen -- King did not become a Queen even though she became a queen.
Carole encouraged Ellery to make a statement in support of the feminist movement by adopting her last name after they were married, but he declined to do so -- Queen did not become a King even though he became a king.
So a king and a King were married, and a Queen and a queen were married -- but they remained a king and a King, or a Queen and a queen, so they were neither two Kings nor two kings, neither two Queens nor two queens.
This is obviously what gerdbonk and angrysoba were referring to. I'm surprised but pleased to see I'm not the only one familiar with the incident. Indeed, in light of recent US history it's a shame the full details of the conspiracy Queen managed to uncover were kept from the public and some of the key conspirators managed to avoid the disgrace and punishment they should have received.
Obviously I can't publicly name the conspirators, especially not the lead conspirator, or disclose the classified details, but I think it's okay to say a little bit about the denouement of the case. Queen had gathered many of the key players together for a high stakes Pinochle game -- one of the stakes being his life. On the final hand, Queen held very good cards. "I won the bid," he declared, "so I get to name
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