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How will the CTists spin this one?

Obviously the US govt is working in conjunction with the Argentine to eliminate the lower-class, by planting a viral disease in the handbag. They present a tempting target and the Secret Service conveniently looks the other way.

But that's just off the top-of-my-head.
 
Wrong, Cpt!

If we rearrange the words "Barbara and Jenna Bush" we get "Jar bash burned banana".

I'm sure I don't need to point out the significance of that statement to anyone on here.

*rubs chin
 
NickUK said:
Wrong, Cpt!

If we rearrange the words "Barbara and Jenna Bush" we get "Jar bash burned banana".
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jar jar binks plans to burn down banana planations in argentina......they do have banana plantations in argentina, right? ah well, the facts arent really important, we know the govt plans to do it


personaly though, i think this is just a psy op to make people think the petty thugs on the streets of latin america arent CIA assets
 
NickUK said:
Wrong, Cpt!

If we rearrange the words "Barbara and Jenna Bush" we get "Jar bash burned banana".

I'm sure I don't need to point out the significance of that statement to anyone on here.

*rubs chin
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You might also notice that Jenna Bush= 9 letters, and Barbara Bush= 11 letters. We're through the looking glass.
 
I'm sure we'll see the bag returned to the White House any day now...

...with an invisible micro-nuke inside!

Clearly Bush has failed the Illuminati Banker master conspiracy by losing control of the Congress for the Republicans/Illuminati/Greys so they're going to take him out.

Bush = Shub = U.S.H.B. Prove me wrong.
 
The secret service didn't receive any warnings that someone was going to mug barbara bush.
 
Here's a thought: if someone could take the purse without TSS noticing; could they then not have taken it, planted a device in it, and replaced it?
 
Don't worry; we've got the phone. Nothing cloak-and-dagger about it, though: The Boss just tired of those overcharges for text messages.
 
Roger_Harris said:
Don't worry; we've got the phone. Nothing cloak-and-dagger about it, though: The Boss just tired of those overcharges for text messages.
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They really kill you on that stuff, don't they? And those overage charges... fair and flexible my butt!
 
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Jeez Geggy, might as well have a picture of Osama as an avatar. How insensitive can you be?
Shame on you, your parents have failed you.
 
CptColumbo said:
Obviously the US govt is working in conjunction with the Argentine to eliminate the lower-class, by planting a viral disease in the handbag. They present a tempting target and the Secret Service conveniently looks the other way.

But that's just off the top-of-my-head.
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My theory is that the handbag had the instructions for the next fake terrorist attack and that the "thief" was actually a Mossad agent.
 
I just heard that the Secret Service was running a drill involving purse-snatchers going after Jenna Bush, which slowed their response when Barbara Bush was robbed. I also heard that there was an unusually high number of options purchased on the stock of the cellphone company recently.
 
Geggy: Where does it say she was mugged?

I think Jar Jar binks is actually a disinfo agent.
Can I please kill him my overlords. Please.
 
hellaeon said:
Geggy: Where does it say she was mugged?
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I was just going to ask the same question. She could have left the purse in a restroom or under a table or in a cloakroom or on a chair while she visited the salad bar or the restroom ... or any number of other possibilities. The story does not say anything about the circumstances in which the bag was stolen, and it certainly does not allude to any "mugging" in the restaurant; it merely describes a "theft" going "unnoticed" - which, to me, conjures up scenarios such as those I set out above, not "mugging" scenarios, which would not have gone unnoticed.
 
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hellaeon said:
Geggy: Where does it say she was mugged?

I think Jar Jar binks is actually a disinfo agent.


Can I please kill him my overlords. Please.
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any time

the peferred tacticis to bring them over, but we don't wont jar jar
 
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