How to increase your IQ level ?

[Joe Random]

I was going to make a comparison of this thread to a game of Kerplunk, where, instead of marbles, occasionally a fortune cookie containing some short bit of vapid banality drops down. In looking for an image of Kerplunk I found out that this exists : https://www.costco.com/p/-/giant-kerplunk-game/4000413484 and that makes me happy.

So something good did in fact come from the thread.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

I don't see "GAWDZILLIUM" on that table up there.

Is that an unstable element?

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Is that an unstable element?

No, it an alloy of confundium and flyinfuckium.