How to get your Myspace account deleted!

You know, when I was a teenager I was sexually attracted to other teenagers.

I guess I'm a deviant. :yikes:
 
This is to inform you that I've opened an account in your name on my server.

To have me delete it simply upload all of your porn and I'll be glad to remove it.
 
Dustin Kesselberg said:
Since adolescent means a teenager, You are saying you're sexually attracted to teenagers.
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Well, to be more specific - and I know you love that - I'm sexually attracted to the secondary sexual characteristics of the females of the species homo sapiens. I.e., breasts, hips and butts.

If those happen to be on a teenager - well, so be it. Teenager means a person between the ages of 13 and 19. The age of sexual consent in Denmark is 15. I wouldn't touch anyone under 15, but at or over 15? Sure - if she's up for it.

Dustin Kesselberg said:
The guy says he's attracted to adolescents and I'm supposed to ignore it?
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Uh, yes?

Are we off-topic yet?
 
thatguywhojuggles said:
So I got angry again, and emailed them. They wrote back with yet another form email telling me that I had to send them a photograph of myself holding a piece of paper with the number of my account written on it.

I thought this was ridiculous. I have NEVER heard of such a bizzare request.

Nevertheless, I sent them the image. No response. So I sent the image again. No response.
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Somewhere your picture is on someone's desk with a caption that reads, "Look what I got a user to do." When that arrived in his inbox I bet he laughed for hours and hours.

I wonder what would happen if you just put your password on your myspace page with a note to "have at it"?
 
That has to be one of the most ridiculous ordeals I've ever heard of.... wow. That's impressive.

I thought all you had to do to get your MySpace deleted was not repost that bulletin about how Tom was in an accident and they were gonna be clearing out MySpace accounts that were inactive.
 
That was an incredible story. I wonder what they were thinking when you kept reporting yourself threatening to continue uploading porn if they didn't delete your account.
 
thatguywhojuggles said:
So I got angry again, and emailed them. They wrote back with yet another form email telling me that I had to send them a photograph of myself holding a piece of paper with the number of my account written on it.
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And this is when I would've edited one of the porn pictures to have the account number on it.

BTW, at one time, to get removed from Amazon's mailing list they required giving them the credit card number you originally used to purchase something with from them. When Amazon was a book only stoore, I purchased something from them. A few years later after the expansion I started getting messages from them. Needless to say that credit card had been cancelled a while ago.

I did finally manage to get off the list, but I was sorely tempted to find every amazon e-mail address I could and set up an auto-forward from my e-mail account to them for every message they sent me stating that their removal policy was insane and that as long as I was on their list they would be receiving copies of their e-mails they send to me.
 
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