Evil_Jesus
New Blood
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- Oct 19, 2003
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You can have a tattoo, you just can't get them in Oklahoma. You have to go over a state border unless you get one done illegally, which happens alot.
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Charlton Heights has no churches. It had one, a Methodist Church that wound up folding.
However, Charlton Heights has like maybe 600 people, and the Methodist Church folded mainly because all its members started going to cinder-block type places where they handle snakes and speak in tongues. Nothing like a little snake handling. Not so bad except when they decide to try to use the local timber rattlers. Those are nasty.
My county is pretty wacky when it comes to God.
I don't spend much time there. I'm trying to move.
I had a case once where a local woman used one of these church services to try to bump off her newly wedded husband from out of town. Convinced him how important to her it was that he show his faith by handling the snakes. Like an idiot, he goes for the timber rattler.
Chomp.
He lived. Barely.
However, Charlton Heights has like maybe 600 people, and the Methodist Church folded mainly because all its members started going to cinder-block type places where they handle snakes and speak in tongues. Nothing like a little snake handling. Not so bad except when they decide to try to use the local timber rattlers. Those are nasty.
My county is pretty wacky when it comes to God.
I don't spend much time there. I'm trying to move.
I had a case once where a local woman used one of these church services to try to bump off her newly wedded husband from out of town. Convinced him how important to her it was that he show his faith by handling the snakes. Like an idiot, he goes for the timber rattler.
Chomp.
He lived. Barely.