Houston, we have a problem.

[Tricky]

Where are you headed Tricks?

As of now, I've got no place to go.

I wish I could put you in my trunk. As luck would have it, I'm flying out tomorrow night to Georgia on a long-scheduled vacation.

Sorry to say I don't have any family nearby or I'm sure they'd offer their couch. I hope you find something soon. Shelters suck.

Course, I may be in a shelter if I don't have a house when I get home.

 

[Tricky]

Good luck, Trixie. New house and everything...have you boarded up the windows? Moved the important things out of the basement? Given Mrs. Trixie a hug and a kiss for me?


Ok, reverse the order of those things...

No boards to be had in Houston. No basements in Houston either. I'm just going to shut it up tight and hope for the best. Consider Ms. Trixie bussed.

Ya know, I'll bet ol' Jedi Knight thinks I'm praying to Jesus right now.

 

[Phil]

I think I have a spot at my uncle's place in San Antonio now. Looks better than it did before.

 

[Mercutio]

I think I have a spot at my uncle's place in San Antonio now. Looks better than it did before.

Seriously, let me know if that doesn't work--I have family in Austin I could persuade to put you up.

 

[Phil]

Seriously, let me know if that doesn't work--I have family in Austin I could persuade to put you up.

Thanks, Merc. I appreciate it. I'll call you if things turn bad for me.

 

[Mercutio]

Thanks, Merc. I appreciate it. I'll call you if things turn bad for me.

Damn, that's right--you actually have my number!


Good luck, man!