EEeeeeewwww...only thing worse than a guy giving me a full body massage would be a fat guy giving me a full body massage. No, let me amend that. Only thing worse than a fat guy giving me a fully body massage would be a fat guy giving me a full body oil massage. No...still not quite there...the only thing worse than a fat guy giving me a full body oil massage would be a fat guy giving me a full body Thai oil massage.Thanks Joe and DS.
Now if we could just do something about all of the fat jokes out there.
I will freely admit that I am not very comfortable being given a massage by a man.
Is the OP doing a bit?
That's not real, is it?
I encourage you to start telling every Frenchman you meet that you don't believe France should be known internationally for its cooking culture.There were additional bigotries in tonight's episode. It seems every time they cook something, Adam Savage has to do this really lame stereotypical French accent. I like my science without xenophobia, thank you very much.
I am not comfortable with anyone giving me a massage. I guess I just hate people.
As to the "man massage"....I'd note that it seemed to me the "torture" aspect was that it was particularly vigorous and painful, rather than homophobic....
Tonight's episode of mythbusters included an experiment to test if Tory and Grant would use more gas when driving stressed than relaxed.
In the experiment, they are primed with either relaxation or stress before driving a set-out course.
Tory's relaxation: watching the director's cut of bladerunner while getting a massage from a woman. An older, 'homely' looking woman.
Tory's stress: he enters the "torture" tent where he gets a massage from a man ("madd matt's man massage"). And no alternate movie watched.
So without even having to watch a movie he hates, just getting a massage from a man is not only stress, but is literally called torture.
This bigotry against homosexuals is intolerable, and should not be condoned in such a manner by either Mythbusters or the Discovery Channel.
There were additional bigotries in tonight's episode. It seems every time they cook something, Adam Savage has to do this really lame stereotypical French accent. I like my science without xenophobia, thank you very much.
Then Tory had to catch himself from saying "x is a bitch" in front of Kari. If it's wrong to say it in front of a woman, it's wrong to say it at all.
Misogyny, homophobia, and xenophobia, all in one episode.
Grant is gay? Drat, yet another one to file in the c'est la vie bucket.
Face it, girlfriend, the good ones are either gay or married or both.
YesI hate being touched especially from a massage and especially by a male masseuse. Does that make me a homophobe?