Merged holographic wristbands

[Resume]

Well, I have a band that utilizes QUANTUM EFFECTS, so there!

(I got a glow in the dark one of these: http://www.skepticsinthepub.net/Placebo_Bands.html)

The gas I put in my car this morning works "on a molecular level."

 

[LarianLeQuella]

The gas I put in my car this morning works "on a molecular level."

Oooohhhhhhhh!

 

[Hellbound]

The gas I put in my car this morning works "on a molecular level."

Oooohhhhhhhh!

The gas I released from my anus this morning also works "on a molecular level".

 

[LarianLeQuella]

And olfactory level.... Serisoulsy! What did you eat?

 

[Drewbot]

TAPOUT - Performance Bands

I found these TAPOUT 'Performance Bands' at a local sporting goods store.
I wonder if the guys from Jersey Shore have them yet.

Not only is it engineered with magnetic holograms, but the magnetic holograms react with your body's POSITIVE energy. They evidently do not react with your body's NEGATIVE energy.

20 BUCKS! Cheap.

 

[LarianLeQuella]

These guys are amateurs. As I said in another thread, I have a band that utilizes QUANTUM EFFECTS, so there!

(I got a glow in the dark one of these: http://www.skepticsinthepub.net/Placebo_Bands.html)

 

[Hellbound]

And olfactory level.... Serisoulsy! What did you eat?

A holographic wristband.

Hey, if they're that good on the wrist, just think how much better they'd be internally!

 

[BadBoy]

The main problem I found with purchasing them is that you can never tell which ones are genuine magic and which are fake imposters.

 

[sinclairmcevoy]

My wife bought one of these things a couple of months ago. Sheesh. Still hasn't worn it. It affected the balance of our bank account, that's all.

 

[I Ratant]

When I was checking them out, the shop girl told me that they definitely worked. When I told her that its a rather obvious con and she needed to apply some critical thinking skills, there followed a rather oppressive silence from the queue of shoppers followed by a hard dig in the ribs from my wife.

I point out the rather large elephant in the room and got the feeling I was gonna be lynched by an angry mob.

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I gave the very energetic young entrepreneur at the Mall a critique of the power bands she was selling at one of the kiosks she manages... and she hasn't said two words to me since.
But she still sells them.
There's a market.

 

[I Ratant]

That's what I tell the curious..
There's magic there alright... your money magically becomes their money.
And all that occurs.

 

[23_Tauri]

instant results

Yeah, instant result of less money in creduloid's bank account....

 

[Macgyver1968]

"A fool and his money are soon parted"

 

[Resume]

A gentleman that works for me purchased a similar item. It quite resembles a rubberized plastic watchband for which the dial is missing. He paid $75 U.S.

 

[bigkevs]

There is another energy band called Energy Armour. Go to the website and read the claims.

 

[I Ratant]

A gentleman that works for me purchased a similar item. It quite resembles a rubberized plastic watchband for which the dial is missing. He paid $75 U.S.

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I'd suggest that he not be trusted with financial matters.

 

[Resume]

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I'd suggest that he not be trusted with financial matters.

Well, CFO is out.