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Hitler: Great Humanitarian

It's not Hitler's fault if he's so angry... the poor man really got the short end of the stick! It's all Microsoft's fault.

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Gurdur said:
Uh no. Hitler as an extremely poor comedian does not equal Hitler as humanitarian.

Of course Hitler was a human; he could crack a joke (repeatedly, the same one over and over and boringly over again, as the article details); he was kind to dogs and loved his dog. No need to deny all that.

But of course he was also a ruthless, racist opportunist, an obsessive, murderous bigot, and an arrogant idiot who liked ordering others around.
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Still taking this a little too seriously there, I think. The Daily Mail is well known for its right-leaning stance, to the point of backing the British fascists shortly before the war. At least some of its readership will have taken that article as positive press for Hitler - not to the point of making him an humanitarian of course, but I was making the stretch deliberately in order to show people the article and poke fun at a hate-filled publication and its knuckle-dragging readership.
 
Morrigan said:
It's not Hitler's fault if he's so angry... the poor man really got the short end of the stick! It's all Microsoft's fault.

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You must put only the part of the URL after "v=" in between the [yt] tag. Fixed it for you above.

Picture and sound seem to be authentic from the 2004 movie "Der Untergang" (The Downfall) about Hitler's last days in the bunker.
 
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Kthulhut Fhtagn said:
psst! The link says "http://mygodyoucanthavethoughtthiswasanactuallink.com/". And oh yes, he would have been a humanitarian. If one were to qualify Germans as being human only. Sadly for you, we Jews are still technically human and killing 6.6 million of us disqualifies him.
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6.6 million? Why not round it off to an even 7 million? After all in 60 years you have to account for some inflation.
 
MaGZ said:
6.6 million? Why not round it off to an even 7 million? After all in 60 years you have to account for some inflation.
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Ah, MaGZ, some day you really must tell us what it's like to live in hate all the time. Why do you hate Jews and blacks so much, MaGZ? Do tell us, we're all ears.

You're aware that this kind of petty hatred of yours stunts your growth and eventually leads to total impotence (not in a metaphorical sense, either), right?

So be good to yourself and lay it all out on the table, unburden youur heart, and tell us why you hate so much, and hate so ineffectively.
 
MaGZ, I repeat: MaGZ, unburden your soul. Tell us why you so pettily hate so much.
 
The only thing as idiotic as people whitewashing Der Fuehrer are the people trying to convince us what a misunderstood champion of the workers Joe Stalin was. And yes, there are plenty of people out there trying to whitewash Stalin. They have not quite gotten the publicity that the Holocaust Denials have, though.
 
MaGZ said:
6.6 million? Why not round it off to an even 7 million? After all in 60 years you have to account for some inflation.
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The lives of Jews are akin to currency; gotcha. It's an interesting form of anti-semitism I know. But kudos for being unique.

I don't need to round up the numbers, considering the Nazis did such a good job documenting their atrocities for me.
 
Reminds me of the brilliant Martin Short talk show parody character "Jiminy Glick" interviewing Mel Brooks:

Jiminy: Now I have to ask you, what's your beef with the Nazis?
Brooks: Well, they were very rude.
 
Marquis de Carabas said:
According to recently released UN documents, Hitler could not have been involved in the Holocaust because he was in Africa the whole time distributing condoms to prevent the spread of AIDS and feeding starving children with crops he grew with only his own two hands and a mule. In one case, a small child approached him and he had nothing more to give, so he cut off his own leg so the boy and his village could have some supper.

Official UN Documents
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Linky doesn't work [anymore] ... :"/
 
Actually Hitler was a humanitarian. During WWII he gathered up the Jews and put them into camps so that he could protect them.
 
See? I told everyone that Sunni man is the greatest comedian of his generation.
 
Gregory said:
"Well, he had 11 million people systematically exterminated, but at least he reduced crime rates!"

My mind is blown.
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Oh, you shouldn't listen to mainstream republicans if that did blow your mind... And I wonder what crimes Jews, Retarded, Political Opponents, Gays and Gypsies did - other than being non-Aryan.
 
This is for you Magz:

And for those of you wondering.... This isn't the video I wanted to post. I wanted to post the actual Spike Jones film but they were all giving the single finger salute that is against the rules.
 
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