Last summer, I was watching my cousin's four-year-old-daughter, and she said, "I want you shave your mustache so it only under your nose," while using her fingers to cover the ends of my mustache.
"No, I'm not going to do that."
"Why not?"
"I'll explain it to you when you're older, Sweetheart."
"'Splain it to me now."
"All right. A long time ago, when Aunt Nancy
* was your age, Germany was ruled by a very evil man named Adolf Hitler. He started a war that killed millions of people, and he murdered millions more just because they were different. He had a mustache like that, and if I shave mine that way, people will think I support him."
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*My mother, who was born on
Kristallnacht.