There are 365 days in a year.
You sleep 8 hours a day or 2,920 hours per year: That adds up to 122 days per year.
You have 52 weekends or 104 days off per year. (226 days)
You get 10 sick days per year. (236 days)
You get 20 vacation days off per year (256 days)
You get 6 holidays per year (262 days)
Most people average an hour per day in the bathroom or 15 days per year (277 days)
You spend about 2 hours a day in your car between commuting and trips to the store, dropping off the kids at soccer and so on (30 days) (307 days)
You spend about an hour and a half a day cooking, eating and cleaning up (22) (329 days).
You spend about 8 hours a week on other household chores like gardening, shopping, laundry and general cleaning (18 days) (347 days)
It takes most people about 20 minutes to wake up and get a cup of coffee. (4 days) (351 days).
That leaves you 19 days per year to work for your paycheck so don't even bother asking me for a day off, you already take too much time off of work as it is.