Heaven

[MattusMaximus]

All I know is that if I make it to heaven, which looks bleak at the moment, I hope Scarlett Johansson or Selma Hayek are up there. That would make me EXTREMELY happy!

That doesn't necessarily mean you have a chance in hell (or heaven) of getting either of them in the sack... just so ya know

 

[Edmund Standing]

No, I mean sex IN heaven.

The topic makes my blood boil...

Why, given you now know it's not true anyway?

 

[Soapy Sam]

The single most unbelievable thing about heaven is that they have only had one rebellion.
Either they have an incredible propaganda machine, or superb security.

ETA- Better to reign in Hell. Old Milton was the man.

 

[DoubtingStephen]

The single most unbelievable thing about heaven is that they have only had one rebellion.
Either they have an incredible propaganda machine, or superb security.

Well you see, the TV networks in heaven all belong to Rupert Murdoch, and the security guys all are former Bush campaign tour ushers.

 

[jimmygun]

Sex in heaven would be kind of annoying if you hear "What?" everytime you or your partner yells out!

 

[Soapy Sam]

To be honest, as I age, I find myself more concerned about whether they have decent tea.