Headlines...

[jimmygun]

'Thank you, Jesus'

'Finally, some relief after four days of hell in New Orleans for the beleagured victims of Katrina"

This is the headline from the London Free Press, Saturday, September 3, 2005. In the picture which accompanies the headline are two helicopter crew (one of whom must have been Jesus), carrying an old woman in a chair.

What were your headlines? Did you know Jesus wears fatigues?

 

[c4ts]

Didn't you know? Jesus is the best damn chopper pilot around.

 

[Spidey13]

Bet that whole walking on water thing could come in handy during a flood.

 

[Bluegill]

Bet that whole walking on water thing could come in handy during a flood.

Not to mention that water-to-wine trick. I bet fewer people would complain if their houses were submerged in a mild shiraz.

(Louisvillian, eh? Howdy, Spidey!)

 

[triadboy]

Jesus is the best damn chopper pilot around.

I've heard God is his co-pilot.

 

[Jon.]

Bet that whole walking on water thing could come in handy during a flood.

Up in Canada, we walk on water regularly. Every year, from about late November to early March.

 

[Dan Beaird]

Didn't you know? Jesus is the best damn chopper pilot around.

More specifically he is an attack helicopter pilot. He flies an Apache that shoots HELLFIRE missiles at sinners.

 

[Spidey13]

Not to mention that water-to-wine trick. I bet fewer people would complain if their houses were submerged in a mild shiraz.

(Louisvillian, eh? Howdy, Spidey!)

And a Yee-Haw to you, Bluegill. How many of of Kentuckians are on this thing, anyway? I wouldn't think too many.