Hal Lindsey Cartoon-Are You Ready?

Speaking of ' anthropomorphism "...

Oh, you weren't?.. Well, I gues I will..

White bearded old man? ( caucasian )

Fabio with a beard? ( caucasian also... )

Gold jeweled thrones?


' Cartoon ' Is really appropriate....

I'll stop laughing at your beliefs, when you stop believing in funny stuff...
 
Martinm said:
Who is Teal Redman, anyway?
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She is a 21 year old hottie that has an ongoing role in the TV Series "Gilmore Girls" on the WB.

One of my theories is that Billiefan is in fact Teal Redman. I can't go into the details now - but you could always do a search of old Billiefan threads for more info.

BTW, Billiefan is the quintessential "hit-and-run poster".

(Not to be confused w/ the "hit-and-run pastor" referenced on another thread!)


Ha good one on me. ;)


Barkhorn.
 
Upchurch said:
Yikes
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Whoa! Predatory!


Edited to add: There comes a time in many cartoonist's careers when they simply run out of ideas, and churn out visual doggerel to keep the paychecks coming.

Was Hal Lindsey ever amusing or interesting, or has he always produced this sort of mindless junk?
 
Barkhorn1x said:



BTW, Billiefan is the quintessential "hit-and-run poster".

(Not to be confused w/ the "hit-and-run pastor" referenced on another thread!)


Ha good one on me. ;)


Barkhorn.
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He/she/it has actually engaged once or twice.. When this happens, it is not particularly distinguishable from the post and run behaviour, though..
 
And now for something we hope you'll really enjoy.

Just for the record, there are a few of these cartoons I find genuinely clever and/or funny. The War Against Terrorism and Vanished both have a certain wit to them. (Okay, with Vanished, I just enjoy seeing the hijacking b@stards going down in flames.)
 
I don't think Hal Lindsey drew these cartoons. It appears to be the guy whose photo is right above them. Why does anybody listen to anything Hal Lindsey says? He wrote the Late Great Planet Earth nearly 30 YEARS ago, and none of the crap in it has come to pass! It's been edited and re-released repeatedly, sometimes with blank spaces where the outdated material had been. Some people are just gullible, I guess.
 
blackadder65738 said:
I don't think Hal Lindsey drew these cartoons. It appears to be the guy whose photo is right above them. Why does anybody listen to anything Hal Lindsey says? He wrote the Late Great Planet Earth nearly 30 YEARS ago, and none of the crap in it has come to pass! It's been edited and re-released repeatedly, sometimes with blank spaces where the outdated material had been. Some people are just gullible, I guess.
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Why does anyone listen to Pat Robertson, even though he declared AS A PROPHECY that God told him that he would be the next President in 1988. The Bible is clear: If someone claims something he says is a prophecy, and that prophecy fails to come to pass, YOU ARE NOT TO LISTEN TO THEM, EVER AGAIN.

Care to guess how much Robertson makes per year? From people who claim to be Good Christians?

I don't read Hal Lindsay anymore. I don't read Robertson's garbage, (trash is too elevated a description), and I tend to avoid Christian book stores anymore, mainly because I don't groove on being assaulted with the latest and greatest in Holy Hardware.

Enough.
 
How can Junior be sitting next to Big Daddy? I thought they were one and the same. And where's the Spook?
 
Upchurch said:
Yikes
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Wow! I love how the cartoonist got that subtle feeling of insane psychotic shaded into his work. It looks like Jesus forgot to take his lithium!
 
I have a question, is billiefan the one who said that the logical goddess was gonna blind everyone when she returned from the Death Star?

Or am I thinking of someone else?
 
Dragonrock said:
I have a question, is billiefan the one who said that the logical goddess was gonna blind everyone when she returned from the Death Star?

Or am I thinking of someone else?
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Someone else. I think Billiefan was the one who wanted to be Martha Stewart's prison bitch.
 
Roadtoad said:
Why does anyone listen to Pat Robertson, even though he declared AS A PROPHECY that God told him that he would be the next President in 1988. The Bible is clear: If someone claims something he says is a prophecy, and that prophecy fails to come to pass, YOU ARE NOT TO LISTEN TO THEM, EVER AGAIN.

Care to guess how much Robertson makes per year? From people who claim to be Good Christians?

I don't read Hal Lindsay anymore. I don't read Robertson's garbage, (trash is too elevated a description), and I tend to avoid Christian book stores anymore, mainly because I don't groove on being assaulted with the latest and greatest in Holy Hardware.

Enough.
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I was going to truncate your quote, but I think every word in it is salient. :)

I've mentioned that one of my closest IRL friends is an Eastern Orthodox deacon. An on-line friend, who became my travel agent, is veeeery Southern Baptist. Many of my friends and my family (especially on my dad's side) are very much into their Christian faith. And you know what?

NONE of them believe any of this "signs of the times" bu!!$h!t.

One recurrent theme from my Christian friends and family is that they don't have a sense of lack of control of their lives. They may not be living the life of Riley, but they don't live every day in a fog of uncertainty and wondering "what the hell is wrong with this world."

One thing that seems to be an underlying current of people that seem to accept this date setting crap is that they do seem to be filled with uncertainty and wondering "what the hell is wrong with this world." I wonder if people buy into this crap because they are so desperate for stability or certainty that they grasp onto these flimsy (and 1970 year old) predictions of the immenent return of Jesus - and a new perfect certain world.

Hmmm, maybe this topic deserves it's own thread. Hopefully the God Haters won't hijack it. :cool:
 
GOD: Isn't there some sort of commandment against graven images of Me?

JESUS: Just say the word and I will personally kick Hal Lindsey's ass until he's sorry.

GOD: Wait until the hourglass is up. I'm still watching this really cool war in the Middle East.
 
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