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Hal Lindsey Cartoon-Are You Ready?

Wow, that cartoon…it was so…so…meaningful. I reject this heathen lifestyle! Tell me billiefan2000, how can I be saved too?!



Does it have anything to do with Teal Redman? Or can I dig those chicks that play Lorelia, Rory, Paris or Lane? By the way, do you think Paris will be in the next season, or do you think she will go away to school? Heck, anyone with an opinion on Gilmore Girls, speak up! Halleluiah!
 
A_Feeble_Mind said:
I don't get it. What's the joke?
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Ok- here is my take;

- The dates indicate that all them revelations hinted at in the bible are about to be fulfilled - praise Jesus. So...

- God points ominously to the hour glass, showing Jesus that soon he will have to get off his messianic ass and actually do something for the human race.

- Jesus looks at God as if to say, "WTF - so soon!! Why don't we give those sinners about 500 more years as this here throne-like chair is damn comfortable!"

Well, that's my interpretation anyway.


Barkhorn.


Teal Redman - ONLY on the WB. ;)
 
The key is the tagline at the bottom. "Will the next Peace Deal come out of Europe? Rome? Jesus is coming in the clouds - maybe today!"

Translation: Emphasis on Rome is a not so subtle allusion to the old Pope-as-Antichrist thing. Remember if the Antichrist is not abroad in the land, then the big event is not just around the corner. What better candidate than that crazy pope running a saint factory down there in Rome.
 
Come on folks, what is not to get? Superboy in right on the edge of his seat ready to come back an’ take his flock into their heavenly home. Praise be! Skydaddy is holding out his hand, as if to say in his deep skydaddy voice, “Now, hold now-I say hold on there superboy, this big freakin’ hourglass has not run out just yet! There is still a little more time for th’ heathens to receive my eternal blessing, you know, the ones who do not want to be damned in hell, that is!”

Oh, also, there is some lame thing about peace in the Middle East so that a temple may be built and a new Rome (EU) or some such nonsense.


edited to say, dagnabit! Whilst I was typing the question was answered!
 
Why isn't jesus's hair gray yet? The guy is 2000 years old!! I wonder if he uses Just For Men (c) hair coloring?
 
Buddy said:
Why isn't jesus's hair gray yet? The guy is 2000 years old!! I wonder if he uses Just For Men (c) hair coloring?
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It's Just For Jesus Hair Coloring!
 
My question is, why does Billiefan keep warning us that a cartoon is coming (i.e. "Are You Ready?")?

Seems to me that if we read the title of the thread, we understand what the thread is about and have a pretty good idea of the nature of the material we will find therein. Why bother checking to see that we are ready?
 
Upchurch said:
My question is, why does Billiefan keep warning us that a cartoon is coming (i.e. "Are You Ready?")?

Seems to me that if we read the title of the thread, we understand what the thread is about and have a pretty good idea of the nature of the material we will find therein. Why bother checking to see that we are ready?
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Because some people lack something resembling a LIFE.

You know, people have been predicting Christ's return since the 1800s, and for centuries before then, even. Jesus himself said that in the last days, there would be people like Lindsay who would be out there declaring: "There He is!" or "He's out in the desert!" Jesus HIMSELF said not to listen to these people.

Funny, I trust Jesus more than I do Hal Lindsay, or Billiefan, for that matter.

For that matter, I've made my opinion on this topic known already. (See The Rapture Index Thread.) Frankly, dire predictions of Christ's return do nothing except IRRITATE ME. (And if I keep going on this, Hal is going to ban me.) ENOUGH ALREADY!
 
Roadtoad said:
For that matter, I've made my opinion on this topic known already. (See The Rapture Index Thread.) Frankly, dire predictions of Christ's return do nothing except IRRITATE ME. (And if I keep going on this, Hal is going to ban me.) ENOUGH ALREADY!
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You mean Lindsey or Bidlack?

I was flipping channels in the last day or two and saw TBN shilling videos of the latest prophecy conference. In the 20 seconds I watched, it appeared all the heavy hitters were there like LeHay, Lindsey and a bunch old guys who's name I'd probably recognize but not their face.

It must have been the equivalent of a Tony Robbins seminar for the billiefans of the world.
 
Well, it looks like yet another depictoin of saviorkid and skydaddy as white guys... :rolleyes:

Is that the joke?
 
Is it a joke about a shy, self-conscious, young woman whose personal missonary journey is to post Xian comments on a skeptics' message board and run away - her posts serving as some sort of personal penance for her doubts about her religion and her religious convictions and the occasional sinful thoughts that creep into her head when she least expects them?
 
Reminds me of a t-shirt:

"Jesus is coming. Try to look busy."
 
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