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Haikuing through the paranormal woods

could it be that both
1inChrist and Jambo are
possibly the same?
 
Odin said:
could it be that both
1inChrist and Jambo are
possibly the same?
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Their sense is missing
in almost equal portions
it may be the truth
 
They say, "We've proved it!"
We ask "Show where you proved it."
They repeat themselves
 
Being on a mission to rid the world of debt, I came up with some cute anti debt ones...

Debt is dumb for sure
Car payments will keep you poor
But you keep spending

What's in your wallet?
Plastic crap to run your life
And still you want more

VISA MasterCard
For the financial retard
Just stop the spending

No credit cards? Waa!
I can't live within my means
I want it and now!

Hear some good advice
Fleece a car and pay it twice
Car dealers love you

Who needs credit cards
When you live within your means
Yes you can build wealth
 
The psi effect is
dramatic as long as you
don't try to test it.

The paranormal
is a field where excuses
supercede data.
 
The pendulum swings
Mayday's face turns shades of red
The pendulum swings
 
Here's where things make sense
Civility is the norm
Not like Politics.

Liberal! Traitor!
Neo-conservative Jerk!
Nazi! Bush-lover!

Oh, but there's mayday
With the "ghosts" and pendulum
Pitying skeptics

Likes to argue lack
Of common sense among us
Yet seems to have none.

Ian insults us
Jambo too. 1inChrist
says we're bound for hell.

The truth should be told
Verily, it's a hard truth.
We deserve pity...
 
[southpark]Dr. O'Dwyer
time to have your head smashed in
with my new hammer
[/southpark]

Thinking can be hard
Sometimes you really won't like
The answer you get
 
Woo claims it's easy;
paranormal is everywhere.
Then claim the money!


"Mind Control isn't the norm?"
"Then give me a million bucks now!"
"Oh, you want proof first?"
 
All in his own words,
Ian defines evidence:
"Talleh Gengar Floom!"

Can't resist posting
This thread is just too funny
to slip down the page.
 
Ian writes haiku
Ian does not understand haiku or the significance of counting syllables
We must be stupid
 
new drkitten said:
Ian writes haiku
Ian does not understand haiku or the significance of counting syllables
We must be stupid
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:roll:

Bye, First Amendment:
James quotes inconvenient facts,
SLAPP lawsuit en route.
 
Yet another bump
These haikus brighten my day
Please contribute here.

Randi tells them how
to prove their hypotheses.
So why no takers?

Newage mysteries
are not so mysterious.
Common sense explains.
 
Negative ions:
Good for balancing your chi
until you touch some metal.

(If you feel a spark, you were carrying a net negative charge, but not anymore.)

Vaccinations bad!
If people don't get measles
they won't buy my stuff.

Packaged in plastic,
compacted into pill form.
All natural stuff.

Nature is perfect...
Cavemen lived to be eighteen...
Maybe I was wrong.
 
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