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Hadron Collider

I don't know. A conspiracy by the NWO (presumably composed of people, even nefarious EVIL people) to blow up the world, kill everyone and destroy everything, and I am not even including the whole universe, seems so counter productive. I guess I am just not evil enough.
 
Jonnyclueless said:
Why are there no big conspiracy theories about the collider? Shouldn't someone take the black hole baton and add some NWO spin to it? Come on CTers. Some of us look to you for entertainment. Why is Alex Jones silent on the matter? I would think the whole black hole swallowing the earth would give him a NWO orgasm.
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I demand to know what happened to the Small Hadron Collider! I think we should be told!
 
Comsat Angel said:
I demand to know what happened to the Small Hadron Collider! I think we should be told!
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My investigations have revealed that the Small Hadron Collidor is in fact the portable version of its big brother, and is therefore far more dangerous.

It is kept in constant movement around the world - thereby generating a 'double-spin' effect as it meets its own previously generated black holes with a stream of strange yet charming quarks each time it crosses the International Date Line.

I suspect the New Zealanders are conspiring with the Fijians and the Aleutians to force a polarity reversal of the International Date Line so that it is transferred to the mid-Atlantic, while Wellington Time becomes the newly accepted Greenwich Mean Time.

This will eventually lead to New Zealand World Domination, and we all know what that means...
 
The Drain said:
My investigations have revealed that the Small Hadron Collidor is in fact the portable version of its big brother, and is therefore far more dangerous.

It is kept in constant movement around the world - thereby generating a 'double-spin' effect as it meets its own previously generated black holes with a stream of strange yet charming quarks each time it crosses the International Date Line.

I suspect the New Zealanders are conspiring with the Fijians and the Aleutians to force a polarity reversal of the International Date Line so that it is transferred to the mid-Atlantic, while Wellington Time becomes the newly accepted Greenwich Mean Time.

This will eventually lead to New Zealand World Domination, and we all know what that means...
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....that sheep become the new International Currency!

That is nefarious.
 
The lhc has been closed from further experimentation until April for repair.

WERE SAFE FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS!!!

Unless, they're planning a mind control ray to be spewed out from the lhc...

ARM YOUR TINFOIL HATS!!!:D
 
The REAL goal of this experiment is, of course, the Human Instrumentality Project...

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