W.D.Clinger
Philosopher
Sounds plausible.That, or they all got maggoted together at a buddy's place a few weeks ago, and this guy passed out first.
So one of the other guys said "Hey! Let's shave Lenny's head!"
And then another one said, "No! Let's HALF save his head!"
Followed by lots of giggling.
Or maybe, because he works for a bankrupt ex-lawyer, he can't afford to pay for more than a third of a toupée.