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Oh, Christians I've got nothing against. They're incredibly naive about their Bible and get a bit annoying sometimes if they talk about their faith a lot, but most Christians I know are nice people. So your presumptuous idea that if I dislike the Bible, I have to dislike Christians, too, is erroneous. While it is true that I do hate the few Christians who adhere faithfully to the Bible (read: the fundamentalistsI wonder why none of you take the time or trouble to do a little research on what Christians do in the world to make the world a better place
OK, so the ritual of eating bread and drinking wine because it symbolizes the eating of divine flesh and blood did not originate with Jesus? Where is it from, then?instead of trying to find a verse in the Bible that you can use to say Jesu said to eat him. Pathetic.
And again, though I realize you've put me on ignore for, in your eyes, being almost as obnoxious as you are - did you actually read the Bible passage I gave you? What part of 'in truth I tell you' don't you get?
*Not this bigoted nonsense again. Listen closely now: just that certain Christians like to slap their religious beliefs onto the names of things they do doesn't mean everyone else do, too. Can you point me towards the Left-handed Animal Shelter? Or the Blond Disaster Relief Foundation? What about the African-American Organization for Victims of Sexual Abuse? No? But surely there is a Vegetarians' Rape Victim Support Group? No? Guess left-handed people, blonds, African-Americans and Vegetarians don't care for their fellow man, then.*Anyone want to go feed the poor with me in L.A. or go to Mexico to build an orphanage? Where is the Richard Dawkins Home for Unwed Mothers? (Yeah, that's what I thought). Does someone have the address of the Skeptic Hospital of orange Country? ( I thought not). Maybe this thanksgiving, I'll go work the Skeptic Food Bank and homeless shelter (oh wait, nevermind).
*Could someone copy this into one of their own posts (with Abanes' quote) so that he actually reads it? I have a feeling I didn't put enough silly smileys in my post for him to accept me into his Circle of People He Bothers Talking To.
So because the passage you spouted about dancing trees is poetic language, everything you don't like has to be, too? Do your superiors in the skeptical foundation or whatever you work for know you're writing this irrational nonsense? How on Earth did you get hired in the first place?Another follower of the script. How predictable. You're right bok, you got me. Doh!! Let me go get a slave, go watch trees clap their hands, listen for mountains to start talking, and castrate myself -- all just like the Bible says. Oh, no, wait. I , I just can't. So, I'll stop being a Christian. You guys have saved me. Thank you so much.
bok, I'm sure you are well aware of the fact that one does not speak the same when lecturing, as he does when hanging out at a bar for a beer with friends, or enjoying a good game of bowling. Blogs and message boards are not academic, nor are they scholarly, nor are they official, or formal in any capacity.
Then why are you so childish on this forum? Look around you - how many others fill their posts with childish smileys, sarcasm and insults instead of replying to posts?I am fairly fun guy,
As for me... OK, give me a list of things I haven't replied to and I'll get back to you.
Let alone a game of Forum MafiaHumor is a very dangerous game on discussion boards, especially if a serious subject is at hand.
Of course it's an oxymoron (if it's true in the first place that Christians have a worldwide reputation for kindness - all the victims of Catholic anti-condom campaigns in Africa or Christian terrorist groups might want to have a word with you). But hey, that's what you get. Oxymorons exist, you know.Christians are known worldwide for their ceaseless humanitarian efforts, even though they serve their tyrannical, hateful, vicious, nasty, mean, ogre of a violent ugly man-deity. Hmmm, seems a bit oxymoronic, no?
If anyone can tell me why the Salvation Army has all these ridiculous rules for who can be members of them (gays are barred, as are people who have kids outside of marriage, to give two examples), then please do. As if the recipients of their charity could care less as to where the money came from or who was doing the helping.Surely you jest. If something is worth doing, why on earth would any rational person want to set up an organization to do it which only accepts help and donations from atheists? It would be as silly as having a charity that only sought help from red-haired people. There is no such charity, but this is not because red-haired people have no charitable instincts, it's because they have more sense then to set up such a stupidly self-limiting institution.
Imagine the outcry if Gates' foundation refused members who believed in Gods. Yet when Christians do it, suddenly it's totally OK.
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...R.A