I found an interesting claim in the comments of a youtube vid. I wanted to post this here to see if anyone is familiar with this claim.
Actually, the whole thing is true. We've been trying to hush it up for years, but the secret's out now, so we may as well own up to it.
The sordid truth is,
there is no 9/11 truth movement. There isn't actually
anybody out there who thinks that the 9/11 attacks were carried out by anyone other than al-Qaeda. LIHOP, MIHOP lite, Pentacon, thermians, no-planers, Zero Net Forcers, jolters, bangers and no-claimers - none of them exist. It's all been us, all along.
Why did we do it? Well, it's obvious. We're doing it to discredit 9/11 conspiracy theorists, even though they don't exist. But it's not to further any government agenda; it's obvious that the US Government never had anything to do with the 9/11 attacks, which is why nobody really believes they did. But if we didn't have any 9/11 truthers to discredit, we wouldn't need a forum to hang out in, so we wouldn't be able to post here.
So that, at last, is the final, deepest conspiracy behind the 9/11 attacks: We invented the 9/11 truth movement just to keep this forum going. And now, I suppose, it's all over. And just when it was finally my turn to be the next Paul Doherty sockpuppet, too. Now I'll never get to write another Richard Gage script, or doctor another YouTube video soundtrack.
And we'd have got away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your talking dog!
Dave