Google Conspiracy!

[hellaeon]

http://dockets.justia.com/docket/court-pamdce/case_no-3:2007cv01677/case_id-69169/

Click on the first cases link (the '1') and check out the description of the action brought before the court. Yes in that legible writing this norbit accuses google and the government being in a conspiracy...all to do with his social security number!

He basically is saying, he turns his SN upside down and *omg* it spells google!

 

[Rolfe]

What is his number? I can't find it on that link.

Rolfe.

 

[fagin]

Put this chap together with George (Corny ET Gods) and everyone can manipulate their names, sue Google and live happily ever after, as long as they take the medication the nice nurse man gives them everyday.

 

[erlando]

What is his number? I can't find it on that link.

Rolfe.

316006?

Is he going to sue me now?

 

[Sabrina]

This guy has worse handwriting than me... and I'm left-handed!

Why didn't he just type the darn thing like most normal people do?

That being said, just what the heck is this guy on? There is no combination of numbers I can think of for an SSN that when turned upside down would spell "google" by itself; there'd be a bunch of other letters in there (three more to be exact). Six numbers does not an SSN make.

 

[steve s]

316006?

Actually he writes "when the Social Security number is turned upsided down in its entirety it is a scrambled code that does spell the name Google. So apparently they're not even in the right order to spell Google.

He's also seeking $5 billion in damages. Yeah, he'll get it.


ETA: He's 25 years old, and where it lists all his valuables, the only thing listed is a $200 snowboard. Ahhh, to be young and crazy again.

Steve S.

 

[Alferd_Packer]

ETA: He's 25 years old, and where it lists all his valuables, the only thing listed is a $200 snowboard.

One too many face plants, I see.

 

[ktesibios]

I did just what it says in the thread title- I Googled "conspiracy".

I got 45,400,000 hits.

Do I win something?

 

[defaultdotxbe]

I did just what it says in the thread title- I Googled "conspiracy".

I got 45,400,000 hits.

Do I win something?

no, we were looking for the 45,400,001st hit

 

[Bell]

I did just what it says in the thread title- I Googled "conspiracy".

I got 45,400,000 hits.

Do I win something?

"Bell" gets 175,000,000 hits. I pwn conspiracy!

 

[Hokulele]

"Bell" gets 175,000,000 hits. I pwn conspiracy!

*Sigh*

A conspiracy indeed.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=2984893#post2984893

 

[PhantomWolf]

What is his number? I can't find it on that link.

Rolfe.

It was blacked out.


Has the guy never heard of a typewritter? (or professional help)

 

[Alareth]

Mr. Jayne has another case pending:

http://dockets.justia.com/docket/court-pamdce/case_no-3:2007cv01113/case_id-68137/

There is quite the list of claims in the filing document.

 

[hellaeon]

Wow. This blokes a class act. I just read through that linked filing document.
Theres one in every town.

 

[Cuddles]

Why didn't he just type the darn thing like most normal people do?

I've bolded the problem for you.

 

[Sabrina]

*chuckles* Didn't think of it like that, but I see the problem.