Godforsaken Thanks

[Southwind17]

Alicia Keys wins a Grammy and who does she thank? In order:

1. God!
2. All the "angels around me", including her grandmother, who's "with me all the time"!
3. Everybody else.

What an insult to those mere living mortals who've worked their butts off in the interests of "Alicia", beaten to third place!

 

[PrincessIneffabelle]

What about those who didn't win? I guess God just doesn't like them as much.

 

[Bikewer]

I like the boxers and martial artists who thank their "Lord and Savior Jesus Christ" for allowing them to beat the snot out of another human being.

 

[Ichneumonwasp]

"Suck it, Jesus."

 

[tsg]

What about those who didn't win? I guess God just doesn't like them as much.

"There but for the grace of god go I" is just another way of saying "There by the grace of god goes someone else."

 

[tsg]

I want to win an award someday so I can thank god for making everyone else lose.