God is protecting Florida from hurricanes

Derwoods said:
So if you pray to god to prevent a hurricane from hitting your state and therefore it hits another.... shouldn't you feel bad that you threw them in front of the bus?
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Nooooooooooooooooooooo because obviously THOSE PEOPLE in that "OTHER" state didn't pray. Or prayed to the wrong god. Or prayed incorrectly. Or...uhm....maybe they're gay....





:D
 
The really funny part about this story, to me, is that when a hurricane invariably strikes Florida, a certain sector of the population will treat it as 'god's will'.

You can't have religion without cognitive dissonance.
 
supercorgi said:
He prayed:

He then told of going to the Western Wall and inserting a note with a prayer. He said it read, "Dear God, please protect our Florida from storms and other difficulties. Charlie."
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Hmmm...seems it god didn't get around to preventing massive wildfires in Florida - maybe he has less control over fire.

Florida has had twice as many wildfires as same period last year
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No, I think that a wildfire doesn't come under the "other diffculties" catagory. Just like stealing, breaking and entering, murder, drug running, etc, doesn't go under that catagory either.....




...thank you, Longfellow, for that escape claus you called "cognitive dissonance" :D
 
Just wait. The Feds have confiscated Dinoland, so if I were in Florida, I'd be consulting a road map.
 
So God is to blame! I should have known.

We need rain, Yaweh! The lawn has brown spots and my angel's trumpets are wilting.
 
That's ridiculous. It's obvious that Florida is being protected by a force field generated by the HAARP installation in Alaska the Airforce built with alien technology they stole from the Soviets after it was recovered from the UFO crash site in Tunguska.
 
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