God is a terrible shot.

[3point14]

Missed again.

http://www.astronomy.com/news/2019/07/a-large-asteroid-just-zipped-between-earth-and-the-moon

 

[sphenisc]

An asteroid called 2019 OK was always going to miss.You need to watch out for 2020 Youretotally******

 

[TurkeysGhost]

God never misses. it was a shot across the bow, a warning to straighten up and act right.

REPENT!!!

 

[Susheel]

God never misses. it was a shot across the bow, a warning to straighten up and act right.

REPENT!!!

I guess his appearances on toast and nappies haven't had the desired effect.

 

[Ziggurat]

An asteroid called 2019 OK was always going to miss.You need to watch out for 2020 Youretotally******

2020 SMOD. He’ll keep his campaign promises.

 

[Belz...]

I guess his appearances on toast and nappies haven't had the desired effect.

 

[alfaniner]

Although, he did seem to hit his mark here.

But was thoroughly bemused due to his lack of checking for scale.

 

[autumn1971]

Although, he did seem to hit his mark here.

But was thoroughly bemused due to his lack of checking for scale.

Hell, once an entire invasion was eaten by a small dog

 

[jimbob]

Class HHTG references there

 

[Steve]

Class HHTG references there

They are always appropriate.

 

[Thor 2]

Missed again.

http://www.astronomy.com/news/2019/07/a-large-asteroid-just-zipped-between-earth-and-the-moon

As we all know God is not good at maths. He may have used his mistaken value of Pi in his calculations of the trajectory of this asteroid.

 

[rjh01]

Just had a message from God.

I only have to hit once every few hundred shots and you lot are seriously hurt. I have plenty of ammunition and time.
God.

 

[TurkeysGhost]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

- God

 

[WhatRoughBeast]

Missed again.

How can you say that? God will have her feelings hurt.

No, this was obviously a course correction maneuver. The real target is now doomed.

 

[Lothian]

God is a terrible shot.

Rather than changing a letter, it is recommended that you just type the word and let the autocensor do it's thing.

 

[Crossbow]

If God shoots and misses his target, then one should not question that fact since it is obviously the will of God.

However, if God shoots and hits his target, then one should not question that fact since it is obviously the will of God.

As usual, God is always on the winning side.

 

[Dr. Keith]

If God shoots and misses his target, then one should not question that fact since it is obviously the will of God.

However, if God shoots and hits his target, then one should not question that fact since it is obviously the will of God.

As usual, God is always on the winning side.

More proof that God is a Texan.

 

[alfaniner]

Rather than changing a letter, it is recommended that you just type the word and let the autocensor do it's thing.

Two bad it doesn't correct grammatical errors.

 

[novaphile]

Two bad it doesn't correct grammatical errors.

I sea Watt ewe did their.