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Glenn Beck's crazy board

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Ever follow FOX news wingnut Glenn Beck's crazy conspiracies he often scrawls on his blackboard (usually followed by a crying fit)?

I'm not sure if the man is a bonafidfe nut, an idiot, or just doing an act so as to pander to his right wing fanbase of paranoid loons ......

He asserts that Pres Obama is a 'fascist communist socialist Maoist Marxist Nazi'. Odds are that flat topped loon wouldn't be able to identify any of those ideologies...

Plus he had this bizzare theory about seeing communist symbols in the NY skyline..

Any picks for Beck's craziest conspiracy theory?
 
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They're all crazy! Beck requires an even lower standard of evidence than your average conspiracy loon. Quite literally, anyone who's ever so much as been at the same party or even in the same town as Obama (or whomever Beck dislikes in today's theory) at some point in history is officially conspiring with him in some capacity.
 
How does he keep his job as a reporter? I know he is being used as a neocon viewer attractant by FOX (like rancid meat for hyenas). But what about his supposed real job?
 
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Checkmite said:
They're all crazy! Beck requires an even lower standard of evidence than your average conspiracy loon. Quite literally, anyone who's ever so much as been at the same party or even in the same town as Obama (or whomever Beck dislikes in today's theory) at some point in history is officially conspiring with him in some capacity.
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Shockingly, I think his standard for evidence of a massive left wing conspiracy is even lower than a Truther's standard for evidence to support their 9/11 conspiracy theory...:jaw-dropp
 
Titanic Explorer said:
I saw that on Youtube! Crazy!! Plus he went after Woody Guthrie and Bruce Springsteen, who he dismissed as communists...
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He went after The Boss? Oh HELLZ no... *throws down gloves*

He'd better hope he was born to run.
 
JoeyDonuts said:
He went after The Boss? Oh HELLZ no... *throws down gloves*

He'd better hope he was born to run.
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Well, he did actually campaign for Kerry so he must be a commie mutant traitor.

The computer is your friend.
 
Fishstick said:
Beck analyzes Beatles' "Revolution" to illustrate progressives' plan to slowly institute Marxism (Audio link).
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Can you say "180 turn"? This is fascinating.

Lennon: You say you want a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world. You tell me that it's evolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Beck: See, Lennon is a Marxist trying to sneak in a revolution slowly as an evolution. You see, Lennon wants be counted out of destruction--he wants the sneaky progressive evolution. "It’s going to be alright," Lennon, the Marxist, says.

Lennon: You say you got a real solution. Well, you know we'd all love to see the plan.

Beck: Doesn’t address it. No comment about Lennon’s demand for a plan from those revolutionary evolutionary Marxists talking about destruction that Lennon just said that you could “count me out” from. Instead, jokes “Yeah I love Obama, har har har.”

Lennon: You ask me for a contribution. Well, you know we're doing what we can.

Beck: Doesn’t address it. Jokes “You’re not necessarily going to get a contribution.”

Lennon: But when you want money for people with minds that hate, all I can tell is brother you have to wait.

Beck: Seems to agree with Lennon. Says this is peaceful, but it is progressive.

Lennon: You say you'll change the constitution. Well, you know we all want to change your head.

Beck: Repeats what Lennon said.

Lennon: You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know you better free you mind instead.

Beck: Agrees. OK. It is not the institution.

Lennon: But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao, you ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow.

Beck: Lennon is exactly correct that you should not be carrying pictures of chairman Mao! What Lennon says is perfect and should be sent to the President!

Synopsis:

Lennon is an evil Marxist.
Lennon wants to sneak in Marxism.
Ignore Lennon and make jokes.
Accept Lennon, but say it is progressive.
Repeat what Lennon says.
Agree with Lennon.
Lennon is speaking the absolute truth.

See how Lennon subtly “evolved” Beck’s opinion from evil to sneaky to ignored to mildly-objected to repeated to agreed to whole-heartedly accepted within just the time of a short 40-year-old song?

Good gravy almighty these Marxist hippie progressives must have the full power of the dark arts of Satan behind them!!!!!!1!!11!1!!11!!1!!!! :degrin:
 
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I have decided to just ignore Glenn Beck. Giving him free publicity by outraged reactions to his insane statements is just giving him what he wants.
 
Beck is like Alex Jones' saner cousin. Its pretty comical how much Alex Jones HATES Glenn Beck. I think its due to the fact Beck has stolen some of Alex Jones' thunder. He talks about the New World Order, he's a Ron Paul fan boy and he reaches millions of households. Basically, he's making a ton more money than Jonesy.

I do have to admire Beck for getting under the Truther's skin so much. The guy doesn't get on board with the 9/11 fail boat so he's pegged as a disinfo agent. Sometimes I pretend to be a Beck fan just to make Truthers angry.
 
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Beck is like Alex Jones' saner cousin. Its pretty comical how much Alex Jones HATES Glenn Beck. I think its due to the fact Beck has stolen some of Alex Jones' thunder. He talks about the New World Order, he's a Ron Paul fan boy and he reaches millions of households. Basically, he's making a ton more money than Jonesy.

I do have to admire Beck for getting under the Truther's skin so much. The guy doesn't get on board with the 9/11 fail boat so he's pegged as a disinfo agent. Sometimes I pretend to be a Beck fan just to make Truthers angry.
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It pure jealousy on the part of Jones. Beck has made Millions of dollars in less then two years by selling crazy; much more then Jones has in more then a decade of peddling Crackpot theories. Beck is much better at conning the suckers then Jones is, and Alex just cannot stand it.
 
I do not know why he is still on the air, unless he serves a purpose for someone somewhere, or could it be he is just entertainment (which is something I would not worry about if it was not that fact that there seems to be a lot of people who believe his carp).
 
Titanic Explorer said:
Ever follow FOX news wingnut Glenn Beck's crazy conspiracies he often scrawls on his blackboard (usually followed by a crying fit)?

I'm not sure if the man is a bonafidfe nut, an idiot, or just doing an act so as to pander to his right wing fanbase of paranoid loons ......
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At this point, I'm almost completely convinced it's all an act.
 
Steelmage said:
I do not know why he is still on the air, unless he serves a purpose for someone somewhere, or could it be he is just entertainment (which is something I would not worry about if it was not that fact that there seems to be a lot of people who believe his carp).
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Comic relief. ;) Colbert and Stewart got nothing on Beck. Unfortunately he has legit followers. :confused:
 
Beck seems to have a fetish for communism and Nazism, as he constantly references them- yet despite accusing Obama of being a 'fascist, communist,Marxist socialist',he condemns those who call him names...

I'm certian at this point it's all an act. One day though beck will cross a line and find his ass fired...
 
DevilsAdvocate said:
Can you say "180 turn"? This is fascinating.

Synopsis:

Lennon is an evil Marxist.
Lennon wants to sneak in Marxism.
Ignore Lennon and make jokes.
Accept Lennon, but say it is progressive.
Repeat what Lennon says.
Agree with Lennon.
Lennon is speaking the absolute truth.

See how Lennon subtly “evolved” Beck’s opinion from evil to sneaky to ignored to mildly-objected to repeated to agreed to whole-heartedly accepted within just the time of a short 40-year-old song?

Good gravy almighty these Marxist hippie progressives must have the full power of the dark arts of Satan behind them!!!!!!1!!11!1!!11!!1!!!! :degrin:
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Just like weeds slowly taking over a parking lot, you can't fight it, the evolution will have her way.

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