Getting in on the groundfloor: "Nostradamus predicts Bigfoot found in 2013"

[zealanddonk]

I'm a bit sketchy about the details, but I'm sure th Nostradamus believers and Bigfoot believers will be able to bail me out on this one.

I am confident that there will be 2013 right after 2012.

 

[Rwalsh]

SURPLISE!!!

 

[bit_pattern]

I am confident that there will be 2013 right after 2012.

As opposed to the 2013 that comes right before 20012, huh?

 

[aleCcowaN]

I'm a bit sketchy about the details, but I'm sure th Nostradamus believers and Bigfoot believers will be able to bail me out on this one.

I am confident that there will be 2013 right after 2012.

Your idea may be a good one but you'll find out that olympic BSers don't shot themselves in their feet.

As a local saying tells: "They're mad but still they avoid chewing shards of glass".

 

[Brattus]

I'm a bit sketchy about the details, but I'm sure th Nostradamus believers and Bigfoot believers will be able to bail me out on this one.

I am confident that there will be 2013 right after 2012.

How do you know this? Do you have any links or evidence of any kind?

Normally I don't ask but after watching the movie 2012 I sold off all my possessions and am living in a dirt hole waiting for the end.

Now you come along and say there will be a 2013! Back it up!

 

[Wrathernaut]

I don't know what 2012 you're talking about, my calendar, made by modern science ends on December 31st, 2010!

 

[Brattus]

I don't know what 2012 you're talking about, my calendar, made by modern science ends on December 31st, 2010!

What is this strange new thing you mention? Science? Has it ever been in a movie?
I seen a real movie and it clearly shows what is going to happen.

Wadda think? They just make this stuff up!

(Begins digging dirt hole deeper to hide from the kooky science people.)

 

[aleCcowaN]

I'm a bit sketchy about the details, but I'm sure th Nostradamus believers and Bigfoot believers will be able to bail me out on this one.

I am confident that there will be 2013 right after 2012.

I think nobody got the idea, and as I said, the real addressees of your post won't bite the bait. I'm sorry, this are pretty nice forums but unfortunately any excess of logic make everybody lost.

 

[zealanddonk]

As opposed to the 2013 that comes right before 20012, huh?

Dictionary.

 

[Apology]

I'm a bit sketchy about the details, but I'm sure th Nostradamus believers and Bigfoot believers will be able to bail me out on this one.

I am confident that there will be 2013 right after 2012.

Nostradamus clearly did make a prediction about Bigfoot, although he didn't mention a date:

Century III, Quatrain 44
Quand l'animal a l'homme domestique,
apres grands peines & sauts viendra parler,
de fouldre a vierge sera si malefique,
de terre prinse & suspendue en l'air.

The translation:

When the animal domesticated by man,
after great pains and leaps will come to speak,
of a thunderbolt virgin will be very harmful,
taken from earth and suspended in the air.

So, you see, Bigfoot will be captured and taught to speak. He will then make a prediction or proclamation about the Virgin Mary, be struck by a thunderbolt by God, and be transported in the air directly to Heaven to answer for his boldness. I do hope this helps you in your future life, and if you do happen to capture a Bigfoot, for God's sake don't attempt to teach it to speak, or you may be struck by lightning!

 

[Rincewind]

I don't know what 2012 you're talking about, my calendar, made by modern science ends on December 31st, 2010!

The calendar on my Kitchen wall ends in December 31st, 2008!

What does Nostradamus say about that?

(Actually, it's because of the spectacular photos of the Dolomite Mountains!)

 

[Drewbot]

Bigfoot already is domesticated. They are ambassadors from Mars, able to leap dimensionally, and sit on the right hand of the Martian leadership. There was an old bigfooter named Stan Johnson that would testify to such things. Nostradamus was wrong. The beast we will domesticate is the Chupacabra.

 

[wasapi]

What is this strange new thing you mention? Science? Has it ever been in a movie?
I seen a real movie and it clearly shows what is going to happen.

Wadda think? They just make this stuff up!

(Begins digging dirt hole deeper to hide from the kooky science people.)

The way this thread is going, for extra back-up you might consider digging yourself a comfortable under ground cave to have a 'wait-and-see'.

Julia

 

[Drewbot]

Thread Starter-
You should tag this thread with 'Bigfoot' and 'Nostradamus'